Caption competition

[Buster Hyman]

Mate, get out of there! We're testing for Bird strikes not bloke strikes.

[Dan Gerous]

Think I'd prefer the 4 screws to be honest!

[Danny42C]

"No - you put your NAAFI meat pie in the other end to warm up !"

[Buster Hyman]

Paddy always wanted a ride in a Rolls Royce.

[andytug]

"This is a prime example of what we in Yorkshire call a prat in wi' t'knee!"

[andytug]

Or “He says he's General Electric, sir"

[andytug]

"No Bloggs, when I said to watch the Blades I meant for you to look up at the sky...."

[JAVELINBOY]

The SWO told you to get your hair cut, now look where its got you, bet he scalps you when he hears about this.

[racedo]

United Airlines offer abuse Dr, thrown off flight, a new personalised seat.

[ValMORNA]

Border Force officer demonstrates rigorous surveillance for would-be illegal immigrants.

[JAVELINBOY]

Your right, it is like a seashell except all I can hear is a Nimrod in cruise

[Danny42C]

"My pet budgie's got in here !"

[andytug]

And from that day forth, his name was "FOD".

[Wensleydale]

Sorry Dr FOD - there's still no sign of Ms Wayward Body.

[ShyTorque]

Pilot Report: "Plank in number one engine"

[Wander00]

No, no silica gel packs up here

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Apparently one of the blades is rubbing. I'll start it up, you see which one it is, and put a bit of chalk on it.

[Danny42C]

"I'm sure I left my spanner somewhere about here !"

[pasta]

Do we still need to file a bird strike report? I'm pretty sure it's a bloke...

[Big Pistons Forever]

Ahhh, Mr Bloggs, I see you have applied to become an Air Force mechanic. A word of advice, get another picture to put on your resume.......