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Old 8th Feb 2014, 20:07
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"OK, who drew a huge cock on my 3D map?"
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Old 8th Feb 2014, 20:15
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Interforce rivalry.

"I must say, Sir… from the perspective of us over here in the black boots, that only looks like a medium-sized cock."
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Old 8th Feb 2014, 20:21
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What's the point of playing beer pong with no chicks around as opponents?
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Old 8th Feb 2014, 20:39
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"Ok, so we come in low over Bin Ladens compound & the Stealth Choppers will..."
"Sorry Sir, but I don't see the Choppers in the model Sir"
"That's because they're Stealth Private!"
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Old 8th Feb 2014, 21:43
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"...so until our MRE's arrive, we'll be eating this stuff. The Brits call them Compo rations. Now, anyone know how to cook?"
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Old 8th Feb 2014, 21:47
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"OK Sgt Rock, I'm offering you $20,000 for your box. Deal or No Deal?
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Old 9th Feb 2014, 01:02
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Sorry sir, it was an emergency and the map made good toilet paper. By the way, North is that-a-way.
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Old 9th Feb 2014, 01:51
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Hoskins. Did you bring that Hornby set? If I ever plan something, I plan it well!
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Old 9th Feb 2014, 04:32
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£2000? When did you put that hotel on Mayfair?
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Old 9th Feb 2014, 04:41
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Ok when you get to KAF, the are three choices for coffee but the best is undoubtedly the Canucks with their "Tim Hortons" which is located here.
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Old 9th Feb 2014, 04:44
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OK men the boss man in England, some guy called Camerroon, needs help getting some skirt wearing savages from taking over the Northern bit of the country; so here is the plan for the invasion led, of course, by the USMC......
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Old 9th Feb 2014, 06:39
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Okay, Hoskins has played the Lich Necromancer card, that gives him 80 attack points, +50 strength, +25% chance to summon an undead minion...well played Hoskins.
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Old 9th Feb 2014, 08:12
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Lieutenant....I don't care what your map reading says.....we are not gathered at that building over on the other hill behind us.
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Old 9th Feb 2014, 08:28
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One Brit Officer to the other
"Jesus, this Yank brief has been going on for an hour. How long's it gonna take when we go up against a washing machine box!"
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Old 9th Feb 2014, 11:31
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Ok plan of attack for leave this evening....
On right is bar, beside it are 2 more bars, back behind it is a place for those seeking comfort of female variety...................questions ?
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Old 9th Feb 2014, 13:06
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Old 9th Feb 2014, 13:38
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Jawolski, put that wand down - I've told you once - we're not lighting any fireworks until it's dark!
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Old 9th Feb 2014, 15:06
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Right, given the size of the enemy we should be back in time for tea and medals by 16.00

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Right, once we have finished with this briefing, the Air Force will be over as this is also the right scale for their simulator
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Old 9th Feb 2014, 16:57
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And we'll call this one by the fence "Jake."

The one running from the washroom will be "Elwood."

Any ideas for the name of the third tunnel?*








*RIP The Fifty
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Old 9th Feb 2014, 17:14
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Legoland Kabul wasn't up to much.


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