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Old 13th Feb 2014, 21:47
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ranks up there with

"Some of my best friends are homosexual terrorists"

I'd keep quiet about it Racedo, or peoples is gonna tink you is trying to big up de West Staines Massive, innit?
Watching water in Staines there is an element of hoping he is in it.
Horrible to say but individual is a scumbag.
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Old 13th Feb 2014, 21:53
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Right! Belt UP! Racedo has something to say....now don't sugarcoat it Race....tell us what you really think!
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Old 13th Feb 2014, 22:51
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SAS...........trust me if you met him and saw in action you would agree. Management style of shouting, abusing and bullying, asked guys who work for him that IF they were all in military would they follow him. One just said what is charge for going AWOL, all nodded in agreement.

Think we need the judge................we need another caption as this has run out
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Old 13th Feb 2014, 23:22
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I agree time for the judgement and I, BPF, wish to state that this was in fact a stupendously good picture reflecting an unusually high level of discernment on the part of the contributor....not that I want you to pay extra attention to my entries or anything
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Old 13th Feb 2014, 23:38
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In case it may help future winners... Here is a link to some potential picture sources for later competitions
British Military Pictures Thread - Page 38
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Old 13th Feb 2014, 23:51
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Brit Military.....Winners?















Heading for the Bunker hollering, "Incoming!"
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Old 14th Feb 2014, 12:10
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I understand that Wills and Harry have been spotted in Datchet helping to fill sandbags, me thinks once we are all done here that will be next one up
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Old 14th Feb 2014, 12:18
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Back to the Comp:

Colonel Mustard, Compound X513, with a Hellfire from a Reaper.
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Old 14th Feb 2014, 15:12
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Are you sure, Sir?

I agree about the Reaper, but have you checked whether it could in fact not be Miss Scarlet getting married in the conservatory?
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Old 14th Feb 2014, 19:09
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The CapCom addicts are baying at my door ( they must knock off early on a Friday) so I'll judge it now.

In third: Surplus again (!) with:

£2000? When did you put that hotel on Mayfair?
Second: Big Pistons Forever:

OK men the boss man in England, some guy called Camerroon, needs help getting some skirt wearing savages from taking over the Northern bit of the country; so here is the plan for the invasion led, of course, by the USMC......
But, just because it's one of his less disgusting entries, Nutloose with:

"Hill, what hill,? Ohhh ignore that, it's a dog turd"
Go get 'em, Nutty!
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Old 14th Feb 2014, 19:35
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nice one nutty . . . . .. .

for a' that , there's no doubt what squeaker was aiming for when came up with -

Right, a quick review of the rules. You have to stand here, and you can only hold it with one hand. Nearest tins are 10 points, next row 20, and so on. Big can is 50 points, and there is a bonus of 50 if you manage to fill more than three cans, but you'll need to have drunk a lot of Budweiser to achieve that. If any splashes on me, you're on a charge. Questions?
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Old 14th Feb 2014, 20:01
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Nutty's slacking - it's been almost an hour and he's nowhere to be seen! So much for wanting it judged while others are still out earning their crust ...
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Late on parade

Try this one then

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Old 14th Feb 2014, 20:41
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Early aircrew medicals were a no-nonsense affair.
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Old 14th Feb 2014, 20:43
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Always something interesting to see at the Roswell butchers.
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Old 14th Feb 2014, 20:54
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Experts seek Spine in Politician................
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Old 14th Feb 2014, 21:02
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Why are we looking at the back if there's a nut loose?

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One of these babies at every Navy recruiting office & we'll be beating them off with a stick!

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Hymie gets a makeover
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Old 14th Feb 2014, 21:03
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Bill Clinton's new date is made ready.
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Old 14th Feb 2014, 21:04
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Emotion chip removed so she will act cold and emotionless............
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Old 14th Feb 2014, 21:27
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Calibrating the Plumber's Crack.
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