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"Wills, Wills, Wills - now that's enough! If you're really that concerned about it, I'll get my tailor up here and he can put a few tucks in here and there. For the record though, I don't think it makes your bum look big at all."
So when I am king what colour do you want them?
We got these as a job lot of seconds from Ann Summers, see what is stuck on inside at the crotch, makes the hi G turns more interresting
We got these as a job lot of seconds from Ann Summers, see what is stuck on inside at the crotch, makes the hi G turns more interresting
sartorially speaking son, since sidcots
were standard issue . . .in great grandfather's day, y'know . . . it hasn't got a whole lot better.
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a flying suit I do declare
in which a chap might win a dare
if underneath no stitch he wear
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Puts me in mind of something you know old chap . . .
hum along with me now . . . . .. .
"The king is in the altogether,
the altogether, altogether as naked as the day that he was born . . . . "
were standard issue . . .in great grandfather's day, y'know . . . it hasn't got a whole lot better.
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a flying suit I do declare
in which a chap might win a dare
if underneath no stitch he wear
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Puts me in mind of something you know old chap . . .
hum along with me now . . . . .. .
"The king is in the altogether,
the altogether, altogether as naked as the day that he was born . . . . "
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Entries are slowing down so it's time for judging:
3rd Place to Tashengurt with:
2nd goes to Nutloose with:
But there can be only one winner, ShyTorque with the keyboard ruining:
Take it away ShyTorque.
3rd Place to Tashengurt with:
It's your size Daddy but I don't think we'd get the neck seal over those bloody ears!
"My dear chap, one should have standards, if you wrap it, I'll get my valet to press it for you"
Well she's not bad looking, but where does one blow her up?
Avoid imitations
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Many thanks, Surplus!
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"Ok, I want to know now, who kicked my sandcastle over"
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"Very good Sir, but I don't think President General Antonio's assault plan on the Alamo is going to help us here"
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"And once we have secured the babies head, I want you Sgt to swing round past the fly pies and move up on the lemon drink sachet, but be warned you may encounter some bitter fighting here, in the meantime I will lead the rest of the patrol to storm the fanatical cheese possessed.
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And in deference to a previous entry,
"Ok, Sgt, I want you to move up past Terry's house, turn left at Terry's house on the corner, cross to Terry's house, that's the one next to Terry's shop, and we will then regroup at Terry's house over here, any question?"
"Ok, Sgt, I want you to move up past Terry's house, turn left at Terry's house on the corner, cross to Terry's house, that's the one next to Terry's shop, and we will then regroup at Terry's house over here, any question?"
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Right you lot in best singing voice after me ... 1, 2, 3 ...
Little boxes on the hillside, Little boxes made of ticky tacky ... Little boxes on the hillside, Little boxes all the same ...
Little boxes on the hillside, Little boxes made of ticky tacky ... Little boxes on the hillside, Little boxes all the same ...
Responding to criticisms of dumbing down,a US Army Combat Evaluation Team spokesman said
"Fighting a penned-in group of cardboard boxes may look easy, but paper cuts can be nasty, and there's always the risk of the unseen staple!"
"Fighting a penned-in group of cardboard boxes may look easy, but paper cuts can be nasty, and there's always the risk of the unseen staple!"