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Old 6th Feb 2014, 00:47
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"My dear chap, one should have standards, if you wrap it, I'll get my valet to press it for you"
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Old 6th Feb 2014, 01:30
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I had one just like it in the Navy...although, ours had a butt flap...
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Old 6th Feb 2014, 06:11
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Well I guess if One is a total Prick....a full rubber covering is just the ticket!
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Old 6th Feb 2014, 09:26
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This is Kates outfit for Pippas wedding. She says her arse looks big in this.

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Old 6th Feb 2014, 12:01
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Can't believe it, one wears a Onesie at work.....
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Old 6th Feb 2014, 12:17
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...and this is where we keep the crewman until we go flying.

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Old 6th Feb 2014, 13:04
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"... oh! .. and that's why the farts sort of ...linger then?"
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Old 6th Feb 2014, 14:14
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Don't worry Dad ... we'll give those PPRuNe CapCom guys a "scratch-n-sniff" with this one
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Old 6th Feb 2014, 14:17
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Goon Suit ... of course it's a Good Suit Dad ... look here at the previous owners name tag ... "F/L Spike Milligan"
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Old 6th Feb 2014, 14:19
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"This stain shows where the wearer had an interesting moment."
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Old 6th Feb 2014, 14:23
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Wills old son ... can I borrow your Immersion Suit when we've finished here as I've got a gig in Somerset this afternoon and I want to get one over on that plonker of an Environment Secretary, Paterson, who pitched up without his wellies to see the flood damage last week
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Old 6th Feb 2014, 14:26
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Old 6th Feb 2014, 14:39
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"Well my son, you're quite right - that is one very impressive skid mark! Now, quickly - let's get a photo and we'll swap it with Smiffy's...".
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Old 6th Feb 2014, 14:59
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Wills ... I'm sure if you give Gieves & Hawkes a call they can knock one up for you in a nice Country Tweed
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Old 6th Feb 2014, 15:02
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It's your size Daddy but I don't think we'd get the neck seal over those bloody ears!


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Old 6th Feb 2014, 15:05
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"I don't mind telling you, when the Squippers offered to put anti chafe patches on the backside it took me straight back to my days as a fag at Eton!"


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Old 6th Feb 2014, 15:09
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That reminds me ... I must ask Kate not to buy the "scented" Baby Talc as I've been getting a few strange looks from the crew when we get suited up
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Old 6th Feb 2014, 15:17
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Genuine Egyptian cotton, yours for £50
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"...and this is the one that I fill with Swarfega at the weekends..."
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