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That's right Officer, I was up here minding my own business, when this idiot in a Red Bull suit screams past me! Honestly, I almost pooped a Rainbow!
Judging tomorrow
Jones had a not very long time to consider the pitfalls of taking up with the parachute Rigger's Wife.
"Ere! Don't hang about Jones.....do get a move on will you!"
Or.....
After lighting his Fag in the Dunny......Coffman recalled why he chose his room name!
Or.....
After lighting his Fag in the Dunny......Coffman recalled why he chose his room name!
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Meanwhile at MOD Boscombe Down, QinetiQ complete the final Release to Service tests on the new Mk6a Bicycle Clips to be issued to F-35 Aircrew for use when the main lift engine fails during the hover 
QinetiQ ... "Helping to preserve dignity in tight situations"
QinetiQ ... "Helping to preserve dignity in tight situations"
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Coff,
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As per post #20573?
Boing .... Weeeee ... Boing ... Bouncy Castle anyone
As per post #20573?
Smith quickly regretted going on the bouncy castle at his local Weight watchers' garden party....
With apologies to the movie "Top Gun"
Nutty your ego is righting checks you body can't cash. You are this close to being told to find pictures of Rubber Dog Poop in Hong Kong !
I can't believe what I am about to do. I am going you your dream shot. For the next six days you are going to lead the best of the best, Yes You are going to CAP COM !
Congrats the winning post was "Boy is this gonna beat a splattered fly on the windscreen"
Nutty your ego is righting checks you body can't cash. You are this close to being told to find pictures of Rubber Dog Poop in Hong Kong !
I can't believe what I am about to do. I am going you your dream shot. For the next six days you are going to lead the best of the best, Yes You are going to CAP COM !
Congrats the winning post was "Boy is this gonna beat a splattered fly on the windscreen"
Ah Nutty may have won....but he like the Bug will not have the guts to do that again I bet!
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Thank you, have been searching to find something fitting at this time of remembrance, without being disrespectful.
So here goes, scoring in a week or less if it's time is done.
New recruits to the British Army are measured for their uniforms during the First World War. by Nicholls Horace | Museum quality art prints | Imperial War Museums
So here goes, scoring in a week or less if it's time is done.
New recruits to the British Army are measured for their uniforms during the First World War. by Nicholls Horace | Museum quality art prints | Imperial War Museums
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"There you go Sergeant - I told you I was medically unfit due to one leg being longer than the other!"
"Don't worry, Laddie - where you're going the ground isn't level!"
"Don't worry, Laddie - where you're going the ground isn't level!"