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Old 13th Jan 2017, 15:58
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Looking good Hoskins thats 9 out of 10 tests completed, just the last one can he give us a urine specimen
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Dont need to pass me the bottle,I will fill it from ere
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Old 13th Jan 2017, 17:21
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"Never mind my eyes ,,, I'm the one who wrote Shakespeare on a typewriter, you know!"
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Old 13th Jan 2017, 18:55
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"He's auditioning for a remake of "The Jungle Book !"
 
Old 14th Jan 2017, 00:20
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Chimp thinking: "Damn you...Damn you all to hell!"
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Old 14th Jan 2017, 07:31
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Yes Chief, there's not much room in these F35B cockpits.
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Old 14th Jan 2017, 08:29
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With apologies to Buster

Do your worst bipeds. One day this will be our planet!
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Old 14th Jan 2017, 08:42
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"So what made you realise it wasn't a simple case of a large hairy mole on the end of your nose?"

"Well I became suspicious when it began stealing bananas, but my optician finally confirmed it"
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Old 14th Jan 2017, 09:40
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Are you sure it's the most efficient way of removing nose hairs Hoskins?
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Old 14th Jan 2017, 10:51
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"Look, you've just managed to break the little finger on my left hand - any more aggressive antics and I'll shove this right up your..."
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Old 14th Jan 2017, 10:52
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Scores were tied 3-all in the "Smartest One in the Lab" competition. It came down to this tie-breaker.
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Old 14th Jan 2017, 10:59
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Take this down Smithers. Cold, clammy nose. Beady eyes. Bad teeth. Foul breath, and its heart is racing beneath that lab coat.
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Old 14th Jan 2017, 14:03
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Old 14th Jan 2017, 23:27
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"If you find that I'm u/s, do I get a nice badge like yours?"
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Old 15th Jan 2017, 14:45
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I can see now why his instructor said he was a bit hairy after his first trip
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Old 15th Jan 2017, 15:38
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Forget Bob.....I'm yer Uncle!
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Old 15th Jan 2017, 16:00
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"You hypocrite, first take the plank out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother's eye".

(Matthew 7:5)
 
Old 15th Jan 2017, 16:17
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Destined to be a Hairier pilot, maybe?
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Old 15th Jan 2017, 17:41
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Old 15th Jan 2017, 17:58
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The base commander had briefly wondered whether sticking on his fancy dress mask with superglue was such a good idea.
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