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Old 17th Mar 2011, 07:20
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It's curtains for Gaddafi!
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Old 17th Mar 2011, 07:34
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At the African Congress, Col. Gaddafi's party trick was to show off his Map of Africa. He wasn't invited to the Tasmanian Conference...
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After a slight delay the Lord Mayor called the Birmingham City council meeting to order......
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Old 17th Mar 2011, 07:52
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The guy on the left is thinking:

"I'm impressed he's got that woman under there - but if he's rumbled he's in the **** big time . . ."
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Old 17th Mar 2011, 09:21
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How do you plead? "Guilty".
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Old 17th Mar 2011, 09:30
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As it turned out, the emporer was wearing clothes. But he still looked a tw*t.
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Old 17th Mar 2011, 09:44
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As Masonic regalia goes, it's not too shabby an effort.

Highlights from this year's Tripoi Fashion Week; Wardrobe by Stevie Wonder, influenced by Lawrence Llewellyn-Bowen.

Some people will go to great lengths to avoid their outfits clashing with other guests'.
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Old 17th Mar 2011, 09:53
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Alright Gaddafi, you can have the curtains, but I'm having the curtain pole and this tablecloth!
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Old 17th Mar 2011, 10:02
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Bono would always regret getting p*ssed in a haberdashery.
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Old 17th Mar 2011, 10:17
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Guy in the middle: Toga party or UN meeting? Toga party or UN meeting? Dang! Better go to both.
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"They can take our airspace but they'll never take our soft furnishings!"





(Day off today. Assignment due. Does it show)
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Old 17th Mar 2011, 11:23
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The guy on the left is thinking "I wonder whether he really thinks there's a market for jewellery made out of green snot?"

(with apologies to Blackadder)
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Old 18th Mar 2011, 07:06
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When Gaddafi came out of the closet, he decided that the rest of the Cabinet was coming out too.
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Old 18th Mar 2011, 07:50
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Appearing at the Hague for one week only...'Grand Master flash and his Sunshine Band'.
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Old 18th Mar 2011, 08:28
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New SAS recruit, Odd Job, waited patiently in his tea towel disguise. Gadaffi was about to nod off...
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Brazil has Mardis Gras, we have ANC.
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Oddjob's walking stick appears to hold the rank of Fg Off!
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Old 18th Mar 2011, 12:04
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"Stupid infidels. My kaftan doesn't even have a fly!"
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The judging panel remained somewhat unimpressed after one of the first acts up on this years 'Libya's Got Talent' was described as being somewhat 'revolutionary''.
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Old 18th Mar 2011, 14:20
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Ghadaffi's effort to dress like the locals dropped a clanger when his Valet mistakenly copied the wrong Mugabe!
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