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Old 1st Nov 2013, 15:39
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Biplane to Airship:

"You are being intercepted. I am handcuffing you now and then I will take you to my leader!"

Airship to Biplane:

"Ooh, stop messin' about - you're tickling!"
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Old 1st Nov 2013, 15:41
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"Bloody clampers, they've figured out how to get us up here too."

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"Stand by to be clamped, you are not moving.... " "I am, it's the headwind"

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Old 1st Nov 2013, 16:20
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Buster has been playing with his Dirigible again ... Sorry that was supposed to be Didgeridoo
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Old 1st Nov 2013, 16:24
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"We have flown 5,000 miles to deliver you this very urgent letter, so here it is - Whoops, Damn, dropped the beggar!"
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Old 1st Nov 2013, 16:48
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"How did you know we were Australian?"
"Because the British Be2 does not have the skids on the top"
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Old 1st Nov 2013, 18:30
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"F*ck it. Let's walk!"


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Old 1st Nov 2013, 21:18
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hellloooo.....were from the church of jesus christ and latter day saints and....hello?
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Old 1st Nov 2013, 21:46
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(Picture must be viewed with 90 deg right rotation for this to make any sense)...


"Screw you King Kooooooooong!"
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Old 1st Nov 2013, 22:04
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End of Game. We had about 50 entries in 48 hours and it was very difficult to pick a winner as there were some excellent entries. However I understand from Nutloose that the result doesnt matter so long as Buster doesnt win. So......

Honourable Mention
Nutloose
Steady .......Steady........ steady He's nearly there.....OK flush the toilet NOW!

Runner up
Buster
hellloooo.....were from the church of jesus christ and latter day saints and....hello?

But the winner......
Surplus
Congratulations Mrs Zeppelin, it's a pup.

Well done everybody

Over to you Surplus
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Old 1st Nov 2013, 22:31
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Thanks very much Nimbev, hope this is a new one:

(I know it's photoshopped, the Chap was pasted in later.)


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Old 1st Nov 2013, 22:39
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Oh God, my thong has ridden right up my crack.



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Old 1st Nov 2013, 22:40
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Sic Itur Ad Astra
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Old 1st Nov 2013, 22:42
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"He went that way"
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Old 1st Nov 2013, 22:57
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"Yo Pilot, now do the Pew Pew thing wit yo guns."
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Old 1st Nov 2013, 23:09
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July 2099. PO Wobbles catches the first ever launch of the Royal Navy's F-35 from HMS Nutloose. HMS Nutloose along with her sister ships HMS Buster and HMS Coffman took over from the QE class carriers mothballed in 2016.
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Old 2nd Nov 2013, 00:17
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(HMAS Buster...thank you very much!)

Crikey! His pants must be tight!
Yes, the Force is strong in this one...

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Red 3 standing byyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy................................ ............

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Oh FFS Luke! You're supposed to call the ball, not use the bluddy Force to bring it to you!
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Old 2nd Nov 2013, 00:46
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R2D2 hated his Goose callsign...


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Trainee catapult officer, "With the blast shield down, how will I know?"


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X-wing crews were not amused by the Cat officer's shadow puppets routine...
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Old 2nd Nov 2013, 01:59
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(HMAS Buster...thank you very much!)
Surely it should be HMASS Buster
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Old 2nd Nov 2013, 10:04
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The trials team held their breath - with AIRFIX Industries now the sole supplier of UK hardware, concern was beginning to mount as to the strength of the glue being used.
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Old 2nd Nov 2013, 10:17
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A WikiLeaks photo showing that Time Travel is an everyday happening in 2059 as a XB4/a.3 of 69 Sqn of the European Federation Airforce assists the US 7th Fleet in its search for Iraqi WMD during the 2nd Gulf War.
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