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Old 4th Nov 2013, 17:51
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I wandered lonely as a cloud.......

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Stores haven't any Wings or Harps - here's a Deficiency Chit !

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Where the Hell did my Bang Seat go ? - the chute's still in it !
 
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Knew it was a design flaw to put the parachute on the horse saddle

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Now that the SR72 stealth has been perfected all we have to do is redesign the crew

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Luke finally comes to terms that his X fighter does have faster than light capability

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Icarus should have listened to his father
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Old 4th Nov 2013, 18:55
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Short sighted Nutty puts on pilot's rucksack by mistake and jumps......

"Flap, Nutty, flap!"

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Smith quickly regretted going on the bouncy castle at his local Weight watchers' garden party....
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The Lad thought this being an Airy Fairy was getting a bit serious!
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The Silver Surfer's normal costume was in the wash
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Old 4th Nov 2013, 20:37
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SASless riding his "Ape-hanger" Harley seconds after it blew up under him.
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Old 4th Nov 2013, 21:06
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RAF trial new CPX stealth fighter
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Old 4th Nov 2013, 22:16
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Nutty takes Wonder Woman's plane for a spin.

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Proof that contrails have real substance
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Old 5th Nov 2013, 00:22
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The last aircraft in the RAF was withdrawn quickly and for the pilot, unexpectedly.
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Old 5th Nov 2013, 01:06
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Boy is this gonna beat a splattered fly on the windscreen
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Bruce's latest dividend cheque from his Qantas shares really did bounce.
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Grow stick, grow again stick, grow nice and large again for King Monkey.
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This time, Martin Baker really excelled itself...
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Old 5th Nov 2013, 11:54
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Acme wasn't good at HALO equipment either...
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Old 5th Nov 2013, 11:56
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Hoskins soon realised it was probably not the best time to admit to having an affair with his Pilots wife!
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Buster and the Invisible man join the mile high club.
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30 Seconds after the photo was taken, he met a man on the way up. When asked if he knew anything about parachutes? He replied "No, do you know anything about leaks in gas cookers?"
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Never mind - it's not the fall that hurts, but the bump at the bottom !
 
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That's not flying!..that's just falling with style
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Agent Goodspeed was just to late in lighting his flares.
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