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Old 25th Oct 2013, 11:08
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"And that Son is how you qualify to be a UAV pilot"
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Old 25th Oct 2013, 11:10
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Wee George, "Laminated flooring, how chav"
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Old 25th Oct 2013, 11:12
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"Time for bedtime Georgie, Daddie will tell you a story to send you off to sleep"

"There I was, half way up the Cairngorms, nothing on the clock but the makers name...."
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Old 25th Oct 2013, 11:27
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I see Mummy has already got something to hang her towel on.
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Old 25th Oct 2013, 12:13
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"Yes I know helicopters can drop torpedos too Daddy - so can I - sorry Mummy!"

or

"Sorry Mummy, the waters gone somewhere & I thought I'd put my foot in the nearest plug hole"

or

"What do you mean you always get a lump in your throat when playing with Daddys chopper?"

or

When Daddy said "look at my big Chopper" I never thought to look at what was in his left hand!

or

"Lookout Mummy, Daddy's got that "time to dunk the sonar" look on his face again!"

Lastly;

"Unless I'm very much mistaken, the last time you played hunt & hide the submarine with Daddy, you got pregnant!"

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Old 25th Oct 2013, 12:15
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No point in filling up the bathtub with water dear George, by the time you've grown yourself all up there won't be a Navy.
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Old 25th Oct 2013, 12:44
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See Wills, he's already practising to go out on a bender with uncle Harry, he's drunk all the bath water and is now eyeing up your hair tonic.
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Old 25th Oct 2013, 12:47
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Wills, "It's freezing in here. Did you pull the plug?"
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Old 25th Oct 2013, 14:51
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Why am I at the other end of the bathtub? Well, the Navy will do that to you, you know...
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Old 25th Oct 2013, 16:04
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So you see George, when I find out who photo-shopped the picture for the Capcom, the helicopter will come in like this and snatch the perpetrator straight from his bathroom....
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Old 25th Oct 2013, 16:13
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E-Spy ...

More irreverence here from Ms Jackson ...

Artist : Alison Jackson's Portfolio
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Old 25th Oct 2013, 18:10
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"Sorry there is no water Kate, the taps appear to be a Muesli dispenser."


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Old 25th Oct 2013, 20:24
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Mummy, why has uncle Harry run away with all the towels?
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Old 26th Oct 2013, 10:21
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Time to call it so we can try and get the next round started over the weekend

3rd Place and Chief "Bath Scrubber" ... Nutty

"Gagagaaaaaa... Mummy Is that Uncle Harry at the Window?"
2nd Place and "Under Soap Butler" ... Cattletruck

No point in filling up the bathtub with water dear George, by the time you've grown yourself all up there won't be a Navy.
1st Place and "Keeper of the Royal Loofa" ... Big Pistons Forever

Dad, I am way ahead of you I already know how to land on and refuel !
Well done BPF ... PM sent and over to you

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Old 26th Oct 2013, 10:26
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While we await BPF ... Nutty ... I understand Buster has been "testing" his new mobility aid

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Old 26th Oct 2013, 10:32
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Yup, rumours have it his latest reheat adaption has been responsible for a few bush fires.
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Old 26th Oct 2013, 13:21
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The astute observer will have noticed my gravity fed cholostomy bag fuel cell on board too...
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Old 26th Oct 2013, 13:32
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You're a good sport old chap

Just settling down with a beer to watch England v Australia Rugby League ...
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Flight Engineer: Engine No 8 has failed !

Captain: Which side ?
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Old 26th Oct 2013, 15:33
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The new RAF Hercules replacement comfortably caters for the extra crew pie rations
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