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Old 15th Oct 2013, 06:15
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Any closer and we will be another Costa Concordia !
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Old 15th Oct 2013, 06:35
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"I doubt it's a Whale dear, probably just your mother taking a dip!"
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Old 15th Oct 2013, 06:37
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What really happened to the captain of Red October, sentenced to ten years of banana boat pulling....
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Old 15th Oct 2013, 08:24
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At an early age Buster's Mummy tried to encourage him not to play with long hard ridged things at bath time
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Old 15th Oct 2013, 08:28
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Chief, looks like XV(R) Squadron have dropped another tank
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Old 15th Oct 2013, 08:32
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The Fukushima Cruise Company appears to be doing a roaring trade
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Old 15th Oct 2013, 08:50
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"Comrade Captain..Ice cream van bearing 120."
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Old 15th Oct 2013, 08:56
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At an early age Buster's Mummy tried to encourage him not to play with long hard ridged things at bath time
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Old 15th Oct 2013, 12:07
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Captain, may I remind you that if the Kremlin know you have surfaced to view the topless females on the Miami beaches, you will be shot.
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Old 15th Oct 2013, 12:16
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"Right you lot, this is your captain speaking. Get back in here, tea break's over. And this time, leave the bl**dy donkeys on the beach!"
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Old 15th Oct 2013, 12:25
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Yes Captain Bollockoff ... We are perfectly safe on the surface as the RAF don't have Nimrodski's to attack us anymore ...
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Old 15th Oct 2013, 12:26
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Old 15th Oct 2013, 12:37
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Passengers of Aeroflot Flight 999 to Moscow have a lucky escape after their aircraft ditches and immediately rolls on to its port side having lost the entire starboard wing
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Old 15th Oct 2013, 12:47
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"Hey girls! Look at my machinery!"



(Private Plane, Blackadder IV)
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Old 15th Oct 2013, 13:56
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Torpedo...NutLos!
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Old 15th Oct 2013, 13:58
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"See the girl in the pink thong? Just one ping comrade. "


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Old 15th Oct 2013, 14:05
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The 2nd Moscow Scout troop took their invite to the annual Morcombe raft race very seriously!
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Old 15th Oct 2013, 15:58
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Tovarich, this is not the Firth of Clyde!


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Old 15th Oct 2013, 16:07
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No Comrade 1st Lt, there is still too much radiation around to allow the crew on deck.
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Old 15th Oct 2013, 16:39
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Look, no one is criticising your navigation, I just expected Murmansk to be a bit more..snowy.
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