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Old 3rd Jun 2013, 12:22
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Gee, I thought Chinooks had a much higher ceiling than this....
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Old 3rd Jun 2013, 13:30
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The Management of Battersea Heliport sensed a sea change in the focus of urban helicopter operations with the increasingly frequent reference to London-Stan in the newspapers.
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Old 3rd Jun 2013, 13:33
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Look, I ordered a Hughes 500, not a 500 lb. Hugh...
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Old 3rd Jun 2013, 14:44
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"Look, we can't both get out for a stretch. Get back in the front seat!"
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Old 3rd Jun 2013, 14:55
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"I wuz just joking when I said you couldn't land here Bloggs...."
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Old 3rd Jun 2013, 16:55
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Old 3rd Jun 2013, 18:25
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Tell you what Sarge, this guys wheely good.
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Old 3rd Jun 2013, 18:34
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Right that was Miliband to Afganistan, Clegg to North Korea safely delivered, call the PM and tell him it is safe now for him to deny all knowledge of what happened to them
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or even substitute Nutty and Buster and Coff can do the denying of why we never heard from them again
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Old 3rd Jun 2013, 18:42
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As Top Gear had upset Germany so much the BBC Production team had to smuggle Hammond, May and Clarkson out when their latest stunt went so badly wrong
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Old 3rd Jun 2013, 18:54
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Sorry My Nalls, order direct from Cdr Ward, someting about sea harrier, display and dead body
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Old 3rd Jun 2013, 22:31
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"Look, I Know the CO said we must provide more support to troops but bu***r this for a game of soldiers".
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Old 3rd Jun 2013, 22:57
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"No, this is number 42. The Bin Ladens live at number 44"
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Old 3rd Jun 2013, 23:45
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Stop your whinging about the rotor blast, we could have sent the Osprey !
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Old 4th Jun 2013, 00:14
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"....aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand PRACTICE!"
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Old 4th Jun 2013, 09:41
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Chinook: The only solution for a shed load of passengers!
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Old 4th Jun 2013, 10:40
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"We ordered a hoover, not a hover."
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Old 4th Jun 2013, 10:49
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Sgt Bloggs regretted telling the C/O that the wokka was a lot less boover in the hover.
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Old 4th Jun 2013, 11:31
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The boys finally agreed that the 'most outrageous location for the weekend barbecue' competition was starting to get out of hand and were becoming increasingly concerned that the squadron might lose its beautiful Weber...

STP
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Old 4th Jun 2013, 12:12
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"Did he get Victoria Cross for roof landing?"
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Old 4th Jun 2013, 14:59
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Heard some guys were in some boover
Better let the wokka hover
Stuff the pongos in the back
Back to base and hit the sack
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