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Old 2nd Feb 2005, 23:59
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Champagne anyone...?
 
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If we're into flying in silly machines, hands up if you've ever done this !!

No. I have never tucked my jeans into my socks.
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Old 3rd Feb 2005, 00:19
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...Once MOD realised they could remove Typhoon's cannon with little effect, there was no stopping them....

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Old 3rd Feb 2005, 11:15
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Stop Start,
If you had ever flown an aircraft like that you would accept that, if you don't own a Growbag, tucking your trousers into your socks is a Very Good Idea.

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Old 3rd Feb 2005, 16:38
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OK that's the sim ride out of the way. Now where's the real aeroplane?
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Old 3rd Feb 2005, 18:56
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Remembered from 46 yrs ago;
C...controls ? yes I`m holding them
I...Instruments? not available
S...socks.?..trousers tucked in
T....Trim ?...no ,had a haircut yesterday
R....Release ? Just had one, and didn`t follow-thru!
S....Straps...when I`m really,really ready !
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Old 7th Feb 2005, 11:36
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Hey Trumpet_trousers -- did you not see that you won the last round and now it is your turn to post something begging for a caption.?

We all wait with baited something or other.
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Old 7th Feb 2005, 11:55
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Milt

I PMd him a few days back, and he was so emotionally over come with winning something (anything, in fact, last thing he won was an egg + spoon race aged 4, I think he said) that he's probably been on a 3 day bender to celebrate.
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Old 10th Feb 2005, 09:12
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In the meantime, a caption for the grasshopper pic...

"The townie* felt misled; he'd pawned ALL his Argos sovereign rings to buy a set of "wheels" for cruising round town

Didn't stop him tucking his jeans into his socks!

*see also: charv, charva, ned, scally...

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Old 10th Feb 2005, 12:25
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It seems that T-T has gone AWOL post-celebratory bender, so I'm standing in for him.

Your correspondant is on the end of the winch. Provide a suitable caption ....

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Old 10th Feb 2005, 13:03
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I didn't bargain for this when I took the job with Dominos
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Old 10th Feb 2005, 16:02
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The crew practised the ever-so-humorous 'Alien Abduction' trick in preparation for the Admiral's review
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Old 10th Feb 2005, 17:44
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An RFA holds an impromptu weigh-in to determine who ate all the pies.
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Old 10th Feb 2005, 17:57
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Looks like a shopping trolley from down here
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Old 10th Feb 2005, 18:17
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"Right, when I dunk you in the Oggin, you shout "Ping" as loud as you can..."
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Old 10th Feb 2005, 18:29
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Fcuk that hurts !
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Old 10th Feb 2005, 21:03
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An RFA holds an impromptu weigh-in to determine who ate all the pies.
That's Endurance's flight deck, not Engadine, but I like your thinking!
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Old 10th Feb 2005, 22:03
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"No, no, no! I said, 'Recreate the soap on a rope trick from the squidgy tapes.'"

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Old 11th Feb 2005, 08:44
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After a rather heavy session the night before, Jim was rapidly coming to the conclusion that his little quips to the Aircrew about "training a monkey to fly" and "knuckle dragging primates" to the Engineers had not been as well recieved as he first thought!.
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Old 11th Feb 2005, 09:10
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The moment of launch for the first test of the Naval Bungee Helicopter Emergency Access Development........

or B-HEAD for short(er)
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Old 11th Feb 2005, 14:02
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Fred's turn at Flight Deck Skittles was going nicely, he only had one more pin to knock down and the referee would surely declare him the winner.
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