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Old 26th Dec 2016, 10:52
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Granny get yer gun
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Old 26th Dec 2016, 11:30
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Issuing Uniforms to the newly formed Transgendered Platoon was not as easy as originally thought.
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Old 26th Dec 2016, 11:43
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Nutty rushed to be first. He wanted to make sure he got a pretty one.
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Old 26th Dec 2016, 11:51
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Do a little dance,
Make a little love,
Get down tonight,
Get down tonight
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Old 26th Dec 2016, 14:45
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"Does his bum look big in this ?"
 
Old 26th Dec 2016, 14:49
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"Farther up ?..........Just what I said to you last night, Sarge !"

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Old 26th Dec 2016, 18:48
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We each take four little steps forward, bow to each other, you spin me round and ------

Let's start with the steps forward again.
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Old 26th Dec 2016, 18:53
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<woman on right> "Oi, Sarge, how come that woman behind me's got a lightweight gun with a sight at the front?"
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Old 26th Dec 2016, 18:56
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<another woman thinks> "I wonder when he's going to start naming his parts? I mean, we know what they're called already."
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Old 26th Dec 2016, 20:52
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"Don't like it up 'em? Speak for yourself, Sergeant!"
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Old 26th Dec 2016, 21:24
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Len Goodman comes up with the idea of Props Week on Strictly.
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Old 26th Dec 2016, 22:01
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Monty Python - the early years.
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Old 27th Dec 2016, 00:04
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"I know Christmas is the time for giving ladies, but trust me I don't want anything you are offering"
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Old 27th Dec 2016, 00:07
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"Ladies you were also issued with full webbing... What do you mean you are already wearing it"
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Old 27th Dec 2016, 00:20
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"Oh, leave it out, Sarge! I've probably handled more weapons than you've had hot dinners!"
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Old 27th Dec 2016, 11:42
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Buster hangs back, well aware he will struggle to pull the ugly one.
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Old 27th Dec 2016, 11:45
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"Ouch...I said bring it to attention and slap the STOCK"
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"Ok ladies, the Government has decided to arm you temporarily to stop the foreigners hoards invading, but post Brexit we will stand you down."
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Old 27th Dec 2016, 11:56
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Nutty was glad he wore the single breasted Jacket as he managed to pull the Sarge.
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"You stupid woman ... they're called gaiters, not garters."
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