Caption competition
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Mum, the bottle says factor 15 protects me from the Suns radiation, what factor do we need for that leaking Russian nuclear submarine?.
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"Da these old Nuclear reactors sing to you comrade as we move along, listen Comrade can you hear it?"
Glow glow quick quick glow..... Glow glow quick quick glow...... Glow glow quick quick glow......
Glow glow quick quick glow..... Glow glow quick quick glow...... Glow glow quick quick glow......
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"Da Comrade President says if the peasants complain again about poor Sunshine on their Annual Siberian holiday we are to provide some for them, ready launch tube one"
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"Message from the Admiraly Sir, the Government want us to sail past Blackpool, submerge, reverse up, resurface and the sail past Blackpool again, that way they can deny the Seaborne fleet has been halved"
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Sir; there is no reason you have to have a look in the periscope, There are absolutely no witnesses to us running aground.
Sir; there is no reason you have to have a look in the periscope, There are absolutely no witnesses to us running aground.
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Dear Sir,
I take umbrage at the the most recent photograph to be targeted in the, so called, Caption Competition.
It is a well known fact that the sensitivities of many people are affected by the photographs posted therein and the latest is proof in point. Mr Clancy is hardly cold in the ground and yet I have an image of a Russian submarine thrust in front of me, upsetting me to a greatest degree, as I am forced by the choice of this picture to recall the great author. I would even go as far to say this particular unsympathetic post has brought forth more tears than the ghastly image of an elephant peering from its burrow.
Please consider more carefully your choice of photographic material in future.
Yours interferingly,
Mr Bizz. E. Body
Cotslwold Indignation Society
I take umbrage at the the most recent photograph to be targeted in the, so called, Caption Competition.
It is a well known fact that the sensitivities of many people are affected by the photographs posted therein and the latest is proof in point. Mr Clancy is hardly cold in the ground and yet I have an image of a Russian submarine thrust in front of me, upsetting me to a greatest degree, as I am forced by the choice of this picture to recall the great author. I would even go as far to say this particular unsympathetic post has brought forth more tears than the ghastly image of an elephant peering from its burrow.
Please consider more carefully your choice of photographic material in future.
Yours interferingly,
Mr Bizz. E. Body
Cotslwold Indignation Society
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Dear Sir,
I take umbrage at the the most recent photograph to be targeted in the, so called, Caption Competition.
It is a well known fact that the sensitivities of many people are affected by the photographs posted therein and the latest is proof in point. Mr Clancy is hardly cold in the ground and yet I have an image of a Russian submarine thrust in front of me, upsetting me to a greatest degree, as I am forced by the choice of this picture to recall the great author. I would even go as far to say this particular unsympathetic post has brought forth more tears than the ghastly image of an elephant peering from its burrow.
Please consider more carefully your choice of photographic material in future.
Yours interferingly,
Mr Bizz. E. Body
Cotslwold Indignation Society
I take umbrage at the the most recent photograph to be targeted in the, so called, Caption Competition.
It is a well known fact that the sensitivities of many people are affected by the photographs posted therein and the latest is proof in point. Mr Clancy is hardly cold in the ground and yet I have an image of a Russian submarine thrust in front of me, upsetting me to a greatest degree, as I am forced by the choice of this picture to recall the great author. I would even go as far to say this particular unsympathetic post has brought forth more tears than the ghastly image of an elephant peering from its burrow.
Please consider more carefully your choice of photographic material in future.
Yours interferingly,
Mr Bizz. E. Body
Cotslwold Indignation Society
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Ensign "Hey Captain, the new weapons system is sick! See the girl in the red bikini...No, the blonde to the left...sonar scan says..38DD! Now, I get the computer to match the scan against every photo in the whole of Facebook and.... Irina, phone number is (482) 555 4321 and....she likes kittens and MEN IN UNIFORM. Result!"
Capt "#@!?**&%#@!!"
Ensign "Current missile targetting? No, don't think so...can it do that?"
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Capt "#@!?**&%#@!!"
Ensign "Current missile targetting? No, don't think so...can it do that?"
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your indignation is getting old....
if you want the lowest form of wit, look no further than my artless
attempts to be original, apt and absurd all at once.
and if asides are a bother, then maybe just ignore them
('No further correspondence shall be entered into' - does not sound
like proone to me)
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Captain to all hands - "Now hear this. Now hear this. Prepare to break out vodka. Prepare to strip off. Last one ashore will encourage fattest lady to sing.
Not before daybreak."
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I take umbrage
