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Old 8th Oct 2013, 17:18
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From: Army Supply HQ

To: All units

1) Be advised that the due to the new public/private partnership in future uniform solutions some uniform procurement's are experiencing difficulties in the transition to the new supply chain management modalities.

2) In the interim personnel are required to wear only the kit they are issued with and may not purchase non issue uniform items.

3) Support to our personnel remains our highest priority

signed

Col A.R.S.E. Whole

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Old 8th Oct 2013, 17:19
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"Squad, I said Rifles, Helmets AND full Webbing"


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Old 8th Oct 2013, 17:41
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Privates on parade ?
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Old 8th Oct 2013, 17:53
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The DI couldn't stop standing to attention!

or....

If Carlsberg did guard of honours.....

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Old 8th Oct 2013, 17:58
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"Forgive me for saying so Sir, but your weapon seems to be flagging a bit."
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Old 8th Oct 2013, 18:06
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Lt Col Blathering-Jones had ordered the Sgt Major to hold a swimming detail.
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Old 8th Oct 2013, 18:06
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I said ... Fall in the Bearer Party
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Old 8th Oct 2013, 18:19
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Zebuliah K Scroggins the third enjoyed being a drill instructor.

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Old 8th Oct 2013, 18:34
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Dress-down Friday for the marines
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Old 8th Oct 2013, 18:59
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For "Leg Infantry", the Platoon seemed to be shaping up rather nicely, thought the DI!
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Old 8th Oct 2013, 19:02
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Old 8th Oct 2013, 19:04
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The worst case of premature slope arms I've ever seen
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Old 8th Oct 2013, 19:07
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Buster was a bit too enthusiastic when asked to do a full kit inspection
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Old 8th Oct 2013, 19:10
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"At ease, the heels are to be 12 inches apart. Don't you shower know what 12 inches looks like?!"
"NO, DRILL SERGEANT!"
"Right. See me after the NAAFI shuts tonight for a demonstration."
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Old 8th Oct 2013, 19:11
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D Cup Coy ... Stand at Ease
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Old 8th Oct 2013, 19:24
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BEagle prepares himself for the final selection phase to choose a suitable candidate to play the role of Section Officer Harvey in his "remake" of a certain film
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Old 8th Oct 2013, 19:29
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"Never before have I seen such a blatant display of poofery!"

(Apologies to Perry & Croft. And Windsor Davies. I'll catch flak for this, but it's irresistable)
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Old 8th Oct 2013, 19:31
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"Right now listen in. Apparently you're all going to a nice place called Bikini Atoll to watch some fireworks"
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Old 8th Oct 2013, 19:45
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"I said I want to see you all parade in Mufti ma'am. Mufti!"








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Old 8th Oct 2013, 19:52
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Well this is much better than watching those N.Korean bints goose stepping.
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