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Old 5th Aug 2013, 13:18
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In an attempt to cut costs, the MOD now insist troops grow their own vegetables. A crack team of horticultural engineers are being employed to tell the lads to get those seeds in early....
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Old 5th Aug 2013, 13:57
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"Heh....Heh....Heh! Bet the next SWO won't be so snarky!"
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Old 5th Aug 2013, 14:31
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That's it ... Decking done ... BBQ Pit nearly dug ... just the jacuzzi to be plumbed in ... jobs a good'un
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Old 5th Aug 2013, 14:33
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That's it! Sharkey sorted!
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Old 5th Aug 2013, 14:37
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Oi Sarge ... Wasn't Ty Pennington supposed to turn up and do this Extreme Makeover ... if so ... where's the girlie who wears the pink hard hat and pink tool belt
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Old 5th Aug 2013, 14:57
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Pte Jones you plonker ... I've told you before that you can't sow potatoes using a tin of NAAFI spuds
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Old 5th Aug 2013, 15:31
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"OK, once we've buried the boss we need to lay a patio fast, that way they'll never find the body."
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Old 5th Aug 2013, 16:33
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"So, is this what Cameron meant when he said building a new Afghanistan?"



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Old 5th Aug 2013, 17:52
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Buster and Nutty chose a very odd place for the Officers Poop Pit!
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Old 5th Aug 2013, 20:42
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So, your honour, I really didn't mean to kill Dangerous Dave, but just after this photo was taken he said to me: "You really want decking, mate!"

So I got in first and hit him hard with the shovel........
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Old 5th Aug 2013, 21:33
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Troops are seen here preparing the FOB ready for the deployment of the F-35X brought into service in 2099 after the cancellation of previous versions following defence cuts.
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Old 5th Aug 2013, 21:35
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Nice one ShyTorque, glad I wasn't drinking anything when I read that entry.
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Old 5th Aug 2013, 23:01
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The Crab Tunnelers Re-Enactment Group seen holding their Monthly Get Together and Social Hour.
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Old 5th Aug 2013, 23:07
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Do you rally need a shovel for such a small ssssnake, RGB?
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Old 5th Aug 2013, 23:53
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Tired of Egyptian shenanigans, the MOD decides to do its own Suez...
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Old 6th Aug 2013, 00:10
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The lads wished they'd read the small print in the EdO's notice about the "Foundation Course".

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Old 6th Aug 2013, 01:17
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OUCH! Damn! Trench foot...
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Old 6th Aug 2013, 03:36
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"Put that pick down! Remember, boys, this is resettlement training for post-war council jobs, so only one working at a time thanks very much."
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Old 6th Aug 2013, 06:59
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Er,Sarge, when the CO said he thinks we've got a mole, I don't think that's what he meant..
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Old 6th Aug 2013, 07:26
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When I nod my head ... hit it !
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