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Following the announcement that the annual platoon theatrical production would be 'Star Trek - The Musical' the producers were spoilt for choice during the early auditions for the lead role of Captain James T. Kirk
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The day turned from bad to worse after a clerical error in the paperwork for the "Ukranian Army Topless Fighting Championships" when the 'gh' in Fighting was accidently replaced with an 's'.
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Hoping to Stave off troop reductions and having seen how defence cuts have passed The Red Arrows by,
The British Army is proud to announce the formation of
The Green Marrows
An elite formation demonstration team that have taken their name from the distinctive Marrow disruptive patterning on their display uniforms.. Early formation attempts however were far from successful..
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Mashed off their tits, the British Army's Underwater Night-Fighting team display their skills despite the hosepipe ban and due to defence cuts, a lack of darkness.
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Tough one to call this...
Concepts like Blueys: Kyrgyzstan's Got Talent and Nutloose's: The Green Marrows certainly brought a smile but, this rounds winner....
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Following the announcement that the annual platoon theatrical production would be 'Star Trek - The Musical' the producers were spoilt for choice during the early auditions for the lead role of Captain James T. Kirk
Concepts like Blueys: Kyrgyzstan's Got Talent and Nutloose's: The Green Marrows certainly brought a smile but, this rounds winner....
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Following the announcement that the annual platoon theatrical production would be 'Star Trek - The Musical' the producers were spoilt for choice during the early auditions for the lead role of Captain James T. Kirk
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I said ferk orrf my lawn.......
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Following massive troop cuts, Betty, head of the Armed forces takes her turn on wire patrol..
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Following massive troop cuts, Betty, head of the Armed forces takes her turn on wire patrol..
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Originally Posted by Grimweasel
2. Ditch all the unaffordable ceremonial crap such as Guards units and Royal Horse Arty - it's a bygone era; forget it lads - move on - we have not used horses in true battle for some years and do we ever see any of the supposed tourist income that it generates? Wasteful in these lean times.
