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Old 3rd Aug 2010, 22:16
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Guy Gibsons lack of Political Correctness knew no bounds...
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Old 4th Aug 2010, 02:27
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"errrr - when you said I was formation lead, what I thought was......"
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Old 4th Aug 2010, 06:53
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TomTom? No it's the new Rin Tin Tin with Global Pawpositioning System!
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Old 4th Aug 2010, 07:02
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....and they say having a dog keeps you grounded!
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Old 4th Aug 2010, 08:47
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Princes William and Harry enjoy a day out with their Step Mother.
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Pamper your pooch with the very latest blowdry!!
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Old 4th Aug 2010, 12:32
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Dog: "Sssh! Be vewy vewy qwiet...I'm hunting Gazelles..."
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Old 4th Aug 2010, 15:39
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It would have been all wrong if it had been attached to the 'Hind' quarters!!!!!
(I'll find my own coat!)
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Old 4th Aug 2010, 18:28
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How to increase your crewman/winchmans IQ

Step one,

Remove crewman from winch cable.

Step two,

Insert dog.




I'll get my coat.......
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Old 4th Aug 2010, 18:40
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We were going to mount him on a rotor mast, but the lead kept fouling the lag dampers........
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Old 4th Aug 2010, 18:49
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Teeny Weenie Airways trial their new IR detector, if there is anything "on heat" out there it will lead them straight to it.
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Old 4th Aug 2010, 18:55
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Following the budget cuts, the new ground mapping radar left much to be desired.
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Old 5th Aug 2010, 00:06
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After an overhaul to attract bigger audiences, "One Man and His Dog" returned to television.
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Old 5th Aug 2010, 00:50
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Hovering is a breeze, forward motion is a Bitch.
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Old 5th Aug 2010, 05:43
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"When I said '****' like that, I didn't want to scare you - I only meant I saw the dog starting to squat"
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Old 5th Aug 2010, 07:25
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Keep losing your dog in the woods?
Can't remember where you parked the car?
Need to find your tent at the Festival?

New "Helium Helis" is the answer!! Simply inflate and attach using the string provided - can be seen from miles away!!

Buy while stocks last!
PS Great for kid's parties too!!
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Old 5th Aug 2010, 09:40
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Judging tomorrow around noon CET.

Had some very good laughs already. Keep them coming.
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Old 5th Aug 2010, 13:53
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Confusing scenes at the flying school after the authorisation sheet had been smudged and the first 'H' now looked like an 'R' - "Take a Hover down the runway" now had a whole new meaning.....
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The dog's body stiffened as the faintest whiff of chocolate entered its nostrils. The Mars Rover was active.
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Barbara Woodhouse finally gets a stubborn Rover's attention by use of her choke chain and a climb to 500ft.
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