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Old 22nd Jun 2010, 13:57
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"He just sleeps, eats, and dribbles."

"Yes I know darling, but he is our Colonel In Chief"

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Old 22nd Jun 2010, 14:16
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"Is he a terrible drain on your funds?"

"Yes darling, but he is our Colonel In Chief."

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Old 22nd Jun 2010, 14:18
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"Ahhhh, So your husband is an Engineer with the Army Air Corp, tell him he should see the bag of old spanners I married"..

Or

"One thought of having one of those with Camilla you know, but one is just so happy to be her Tampax"..
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Old 22nd Jun 2010, 14:27
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"Why yes, he does look like Harry doesn't he?....so one always wonders who the father really is, doesn't one....
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Old 22nd Jun 2010, 15:33
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"And he said his name was Air Trooper Cooper you say?"
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Old 22nd Jun 2010, 15:48
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"I don't care how old he is, touch my cup of tea again and he'll get a good cuffing!"
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Old 22nd Jun 2010, 15:50
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A regiment of those would be perfect on Ops. Not big soldiers far away, but little ones up really close !!
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Old 22nd Jun 2010, 20:04
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You should get yourself a stable belt love, it gives you somwhere to put your thumbs.
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Old 22nd Jun 2010, 22:13
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You're the Mother? And you hold it yourself? No Nanny? Amazing!
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Old 22nd Jun 2010, 22:32
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"No, couldn't possibly be mine. You look nothing like a horse my dear."
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Old 23rd Jun 2010, 11:31
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"Yes, Yes..... that's very good you know, it's eyes and mouth move and you do not have to put your hand up it, My wife Camilla used to have one similar before her sex change, but hers was an Emu"
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Old 23rd Jun 2010, 12:11
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Well Dear, I don't care what you call him. I'm calling him...Mini Me.
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Old 23rd Jun 2010, 15:07
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"So he's replacing McChrystal next week, you say?"
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Old 24th Jun 2010, 12:42
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"Well...shouldn't there be a label that tells one that it's 'Non-machine washable'?"
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Old 25th Jun 2010, 04:15
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"Mother in the military, father a royal ? I seem to remember it normally happens the other way round . . ."
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Old 25th Jun 2010, 09:23
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Yes, one might think that I should be a grandfather by now ...
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Old 25th Jun 2010, 10:11
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Bloke in middle:

I'm with stupid.
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Old 25th Jun 2010, 11:31
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'Ok...so that's Mini-Me sorted....but when do I get my sharks with the little freakin lasers on their heads eh?'
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Old 25th Jun 2010, 11:41
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The bridesmaid on this occasion is......

Dan Gerous with
You should get yourself a stable belt love, it gives you somewhere to put your thumbs.
But the blushing bride, first in, and definately the best dressed is...

Fitter2 with
Look - Ginger hair, mouth wide open - we're expecting Harry to do the right thing.......
Very funny chap....can we get one in by the weekend? (And no, thats not another caption.)


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Old 26th Jun 2010, 13:03
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Fitter2, holding pic ready...
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