Caption competition

[Fitter2]

What can one say - return from hectic trip to find undeserved honour heaped on ones head. Also cannot understand what is happening here, but resident comedians may have an opinion.....

[VitaminGee]

Sqn Ldr Andy Green auditions for the Thrust 2 Project.

[toptobottom]

Lockheed ponders its decision to commission the same PR company as Wrigleys Spearmint gum...

[Buster Hyman]

The Tom Cruise Missile...

[ACW599]

Mashed off her t*ts, Amy Winehouse decides to learn to fly.

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

"I don't see what the problem is.", said the new Permanent Under-Secretary, "This low flying is a doddle. I think we'll trim you Air Force types down to 2 hours a month."

[aditya104]

Michael Hastings tries to make a point by attempting to take a flight through ash-affected Iceland.

[Buster Hyman]

Frank was in his element, now that the FAA & The Ministry for Silly Walks were merged.

[NutLoose]

Following severe cutbacks in the planned purchases of the new F35, Pilots are reporting finding the new jump jet operation to be tiresome on the legs.

[Buster Hyman]

Whilst he looked very stylish at cruise, once the after burners kicked in, he found the chafing was unbearable.

[pohm1]

Flt Lt Michael Flatley was an instant hit on his squadron.

[Rather be Gardening]

Johnny Depp's budget version of "Biggles Flies North" wasn't a box office smash.

[ACW599]

The low-cost remake of 'Firefox' was even less convincing than the original.

[S76Heavy]

In an effort to further reduce the cost of training, the Air Force invited tenders to simulate the still expensive simulators.

[gileraguy]

DoD budget cuts lead to lowered expectations amongst Mach Loop afficionadoes

[dc1968]

In the end, a flight test was the only method to prove conclusively that the radical new design of landing gear would function as expected in full icing conditions.

[Roadster280]

The Fleet Air Arm had been asked to demonstrate what they brought to the world of fixed-wing military aviation.

[MostlyHarmless]

The outsourcing of tactical recce soon turned up a few "Issues".

[Fitter2]

Thanks for brightening a desk working day when I should be flying.

Judging will take place Wednesday 08:00 Zulu - any further funnies to offer?

[ACW599]

Recently declassified BRIXMIS imagery tends to suggest that Soviet front-line aviation was acutely short of resources in the late 1980s.