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Old 13th Jul 2010, 10:57
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Front-to-rear seat - "Mmmm...it might have been better if you'd mentioned that Tourette's thing a hell of a lot earlier maybe?"
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Old 14th Jul 2010, 11:29
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They might bloody well be cheap, but those Russian AIs have just confused the heck out of me !
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Old 14th Jul 2010, 11:44
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Sh*t, quick fire the distress flares..........
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Old 14th Jul 2010, 12:01
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NNNNNNNNN...aahhh. Curry overboard.
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Old 14th Jul 2010, 12:24
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"When I said 'flare,' I meant 30' nose up"

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Old 14th Jul 2010, 12:52
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Are you smoking back there Simpkins?
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Old 14th Jul 2010, 12:55
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First Saudi Typhoon solo: 'Allah, you have control'.
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Old 14th Jul 2010, 13:18
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First Saudi Typhoon solo: 'Allah, you have control'.
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Old 14th Jul 2010, 14:33
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When Prince Harry said he had organised some fireworks for his gran's birthday.................
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Old 14th Jul 2010, 18:57
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Toptobottom by name, toptobottom by caption comp pic...

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Old 14th Jul 2010, 20:12
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The Airprox Board members concluded unanimously that the timely and effective evasion by the helicopter had removed any actual risk of collision in the reported circumstances. Degree of risk C.
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Old 14th Jul 2010, 23:02
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Ahh...there's my keys...
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Old 14th Jul 2010, 23:31
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...constipation, CONsternation, CONCENtration, CONFLAGRATION!
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Old 15th Jul 2010, 14:32
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RAF to Army (to the song)



"Anything you can do I can do better, I can do anything, better than you, no you can't,........ yes I can,........ no you can't..... yes I can...."





Just stopped for lunch........
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Old 15th Jul 2010, 15:39
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Buying the latest Australian helo seemed like a damned good idea at the time.
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Old 16th Jul 2010, 08:58
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" ... and here we see the cockpit personal odour dispersal routine - the flares ensure that every trace is incinerated before becoming a greenhouse gas issue. Such details are so important for the green image of the modern defence force ... "

(display commentary, Farnborough 2010)
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Old 16th Jul 2010, 09:35
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... And in tonight's edition the secret of crop circles is finally revealed
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Old 16th Jul 2010, 09:46
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Gee...what's that Mountain Goat doing all the way up here?
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Old 16th Jul 2010, 09:52
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"So what DOES it say on the back of the AI?"
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Old 16th Jul 2010, 13:47
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"Uh oh - the Radome's fallen off!"
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