Go Back  PPRuNe Forums > Aircrew Forums > Military Aviation
Reload this Page >

Caption competition

Wikiposts
Search
Military Aviation A forum for the professionals who fly military hardware. Also for the backroom boys and girls who support the flying and maintain the equipment, and without whom nothing would ever leave the ground. All armies, navies and air forces of the world equally welcome here.

Caption competition

Thread Tools
 
Search this Thread
 
Old 31st May 2010, 07:14
  #9021 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: these mist covered mountains are a home now for me.
Posts: 1,784
Received 29 Likes on 12 Posts
UAV pilots are also awaiting new Crew Duty Limits.
Runaway Gun is offline  
Old 31st May 2010, 09:18
  #9022 (permalink)  

Evertonian
 
Join Date: May 2000
Location: #3117# Ppruner of the Year Nominee 2005
Posts: 12,494
Received 105 Likes on 59 Posts
Whoa there Nellie! That's not the pic for captioning.... just waiting for Jimmy.
Buster Hyman is offline  
Old 31st May 2010, 18:29
  #9023 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Newcastle
Age: 53
Posts: 515
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Circumnavigating the globe on Flight Sim using the "Select All Waypoints" option overran slightly
andrewmcharlton is offline  
Old 31st May 2010, 20:12
  #9024 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: USA
Age: 60
Posts: 664
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
As it's past time and as the maid of honor, third class, let's try this one:




brickhistory is offline  
Old 31st May 2010, 20:32
  #9025 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Hanging off the end of a thread
Posts: 33,001
Received 2,893 Likes on 1,238 Posts
The British Army trial the new cheaper shells manufactured by the Standard Fireworks Sparkler division.
NutLoose is online now  
Old 31st May 2010, 21:08
  #9026 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: these mist covered mountains are a home now for me.
Posts: 1,784
Received 29 Likes on 12 Posts
Rupert's Super Mess Cannon accidentally sunk the Korean Warship 12,000 miles away !!
Runaway Gun is offline  
Old 31st May 2010, 22:38
  #9027 (permalink)  

Evertonian
 
Join Date: May 2000
Location: #3117# Ppruner of the Year Nominee 2005
Posts: 12,494
Received 105 Likes on 59 Posts
Glitter shells work a treat in Shock & Awe campaigns.
Buster Hyman is offline  
Old 31st May 2010, 23:24
  #9028 (permalink)  
A jolly roger
 
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: 5' 11 AGL
Age: 68
Posts: 92
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
The Taliban blowback came sooner than expected
Oceanz is offline  
Old 31st May 2010, 23:58
  #9029 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Mayberry
Posts: 135
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
...pull my finger...
Spadhampton is offline  
Old 1st Jun 2010, 08:19
  #9030 (permalink)  

Evertonian
 
Join Date: May 2000
Location: #3117# Ppruner of the Year Nominee 2005
Posts: 12,494
Received 105 Likes on 59 Posts
Bruce ramped up his "Light my fart" parlour trick with stunning results.
Buster Hyman is offline  
Old 1st Jun 2010, 10:24
  #9031 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Newcastle
Age: 53
Posts: 515
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
The reasearchers hadn't spotted the typo in the artillery spec and really thought it called for a "show of farce" weapon.
andrewmcharlton is offline  
Old 1st Jun 2010, 10:57
  #9032 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Christchurch
Age: 70
Posts: 148
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Although the prototype of the latest Zippo Lighter shows spectacular promise, the marketing boys think there might be a usability issue ...
LurkerBelow is offline  
Old 1st Jun 2010, 15:19
  #9033 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Near the bottom
Posts: 1,357
Received 1 Like on 1 Post


I knew I should've taken that dust cap off...
toptobottom is offline  
Old 1st Jun 2010, 15:22
  #9034 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Near the bottom
Posts: 1,357
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
OR

...and don't forget men, blacken your faces so the enemy can't see your position.
toptobottom is offline  
Old 1st Jun 2010, 15:28
  #9035 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: these mist covered mountains are a home now for me.
Posts: 1,784
Received 29 Likes on 12 Posts
The new chicken plucker drew some noise complaints.
Runaway Gun is offline  
Old 1st Jun 2010, 16:11
  #9036 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Hanging off the end of a thread
Posts: 33,001
Received 2,893 Likes on 1,238 Posts
"Fire for effect"! Whoooooooooooooooooo Pretty
NutLoose is online now  
Old 1st Jun 2010, 20:16
  #9037 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: SX in SX in UK
Posts: 1,082
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Initial trials of Stealth Artillery showed that there was room for improvement
Kolibear is offline  
Old 1st Jun 2010, 20:40
  #9038 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Hotel Gypsy
Posts: 2,821
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Tommy was becoming increasingly worried that chef's jalfrezi supper would have a similar effect.
Cows getting bigger is offline  
Old 1st Jun 2010, 22:39
  #9039 (permalink)  

Evertonian
 
Join Date: May 2000
Location: #3117# Ppruner of the Year Nominee 2005
Posts: 12,494
Received 105 Likes on 59 Posts
"Expecto Patronum..."

(For all the Harry Potter fans)
Buster Hyman is offline  
Old 2nd Jun 2010, 02:53
  #9040 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Top of Descent
Posts: 247
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Unable to plug the oil leak BP decided instead to light up the Gulf
Shlonghaul is offline  


Contact Us - Archive - Advertising - Cookie Policy - Privacy Statement - Terms of Service

Copyright © 2024 MH Sub I, LLC dba Internet Brands. All rights reserved. Use of this site indicates your consent to the Terms of Use.