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"To be honest, when our American allies said they were going to send some fighting cocks, we had been expecting F15s.
Still, probably better than the RAF sending us stabbed cats."
Still, probably better than the RAF sending us stabbed cats."
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And if you wiggle it about, it gives birth to another pongo.
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"I learnt the trick when taking the inside leg measurement of WRAF's, but in their case, one stuck a broom handle up between them, then took the wet away from the dry"
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"The SWO said to me he wanted to see a little sh*t on the other end of his pace stick in front of him at three, so I am only happy to oblige"
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"And if you lift its tail you can tell the time"
"marvellous how do you do that?"
"Oh it's easy really, my watch came off when doing an inspection and I can still see it"
"marvellous how do you do that?"
"Oh it's easy really, my watch came off when doing an inspection and I can still see it"
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"And I have written to the MOD requesting my Vets badge."
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"oh, Moo ... 
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"It looks like you've potted the brown, that's 4 points"
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"Rectum? I don't know, but you're certainly not doing it any good"
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"So that's why they call you needledick"
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"Hang on, I'll just tweak the aerial and see if we can get a better reception"
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