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Old 18th Jul 2014, 23:42
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When you get to the top of climb, let the anti-satellite missile go and that'll be the last we hear of Laika.

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Sorry, Dish-Licker, but the Callsign 'Maverick' has already been taken.
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Old 19th Jul 2014, 00:05
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I'm going to tell you this just one more time: Strafing cats and rabbits is NOT ON!
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Old 19th Jul 2014, 00:16
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Buster explains A-A tactics to his girlfriend prior to her orientation flight.
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Old 19th Jul 2014, 00:31
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Whilst Nutty distracted him, Coffman prepared to choke the life out of the CO! They'd had enough of his lick my own balls party trick in the Officers Mess!
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Old 19th Jul 2014, 02:22
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Uncle Fox3Where'sMyBiscuit DFC, Korea, '52
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Old 19th Jul 2014, 07:23
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".... and next time your wing man fires a missile, DON'T chase it and try to bring it back!"
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Old 19th Jul 2014, 07:26
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When I told the groundcrew that I was having problems with radio reception, I did NOT say that I needed a new retriever!
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Old 19th Jul 2014, 08:40
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Snoopy finally had the equipment he needed to stick it up the Red Baron once & for all!
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Old 19th Jul 2014, 08:55
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Then its home for tea and a Dickin Medal.
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Old 19th Jul 2014, 08:57
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And if you see the AWACS, don't try to catch the Frisbee!
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Old 19th Jul 2014, 10:28
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ok, refuel an rearm...and I want the rudder trim tab looked at too, she handles like a bitch
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Old 19th Jul 2014, 10:44
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"I don't care if he can sniff a bitch in heat out at half a mile Chiefy, it's not the heat seeker I requested"
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Old 19th Jul 2014, 10:53
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Ok, I think we've sorted out the tail wind issue...
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Old 19th Jul 2014, 11:22
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Sly Stallone has a quick word with his stunt double.
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Old 19th Jul 2014, 11:38
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No...no...no.. Just because it's called a bone dome, you can't chew it.
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Old 19th Jul 2014, 11:41
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'Hurry up and get this baby airborne and this time, no paws for effect!
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Old 19th Jul 2014, 11:51
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Kilroy was here!
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Old 19th Jul 2014, 12:14
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Ginger just had to have the best in Gun Dogs.
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Old 19th Jul 2014, 12:23
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The Chief of the Air Staff inspects the first of the RAF's new "ROVER enabled" close air-support jets and realises he's been sold a pup.
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Old 19th Jul 2014, 12:58
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Just shows you have to take the wuff with the smooth
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