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Old 1st Apr 2016, 22:33
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"Now listen up hens, zero hour is 0800 and you will take off in flights of three in this direction, form up over next door's shed and then head for the target ...."
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Old 1st Apr 2016, 23:24
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So, this represents the Americans at Khe Sanh and the Chickens are the VC regulars... I call it the Cluck offensive...
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Old 2nd Apr 2016, 06:55
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At the American border, the religion of each hen is checked before Colonel Saunders is allowed it give it access.....
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Old 2nd Apr 2016, 07:00
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Continuing Wensleydales theme...

...Whereas this one was just deported by Donald Trump.
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Old 2nd Apr 2016, 17:26
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"As you can see. I have stuffed the mule full of condoms with cocaine in and I must admit there wasn't a lot of room for my dick, ok what's next?"
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Old 4th Apr 2016, 11:56
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And this one's expecting a monsoon - it's already got its foulies on.
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Old 4th Apr 2016, 14:20
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So that's a cockpit!
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Old 5th Apr 2016, 09:28
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There's no road on this rock, so I guess we'll never know.
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Old 5th Apr 2016, 10:00
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Clearly, there's no eggs though...so at least that's sorted...
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Old 5th Apr 2016, 10:48
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And the cavalry, as played by these chickens, will advance to here, here and he......oh dear. Hoskins, pass me a tissue.
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Old 5th Apr 2016, 12:56
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Yes Your Excellency ... Here in Panama at the moment, chickens are fast becoming a safe haven for your investments
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Old 5th Apr 2016, 15:11
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"My cock's bigger than that!"
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Old 6th Apr 2016, 04:05
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Old 6th Apr 2016, 10:11
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"I know there's not a lot of room in there but you'd only be paying a seedcorn rent!"
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Old 6th Apr 2016, 10:39
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"We came to find a mascot for 51 Squadron - there's no need to check for 120 Squadron as well"!
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Old 6th Apr 2016, 11:50
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Any chance, please, of judging this one and getting back to unseemly pictures of the fat guy with the greasy hair
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Old 6th Apr 2016, 12:13
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Wander old chap ... Who, out of the PPRuNe Membership, did you have in mind
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Old 6th Apr 2016, 13:23
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Greasy hair indeed.... I'll have you know that's the finest Bulls Scrotum hair tonic the North Koreans produce..
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Old 6th Apr 2016, 13:47
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Easy, Nutty's had a trim you know...

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Old 8th Apr 2016, 08:38
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Sorry for the delay folks..



The winner is .....




"To be honest, when our American allies said they were going to send some fighting cocks, we had been expecting F15s.
Still, probably better than the RAF sending us stabbed cats."

Well done Wee Jeem!!
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