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Old 9th Apr 2016, 14:25
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Mark Cavendish tries out a new design of bicycle to counter the sprint threat of Andre Greipel in this year's Tour de France.
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Old 9th Apr 2016, 14:46
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Skid Marks you say ... Never !
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Old 9th Apr 2016, 16:39
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"That thing should constitute an Offensive Weapon !"
 
Old 9th Apr 2016, 17:06
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The F-35D boasted a host of improvements..
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Old 9th Apr 2016, 17:47
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Old 9th Apr 2016, 17:50
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Now that's what I call a Mobility Scooter
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Old 9th Apr 2016, 17:58
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All weather fighter my arse........I fly through ONE cloud and the bloody thing shrinks!
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Old 9th Apr 2016, 19:02
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proper lol
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Old 9th Apr 2016, 19:34
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Bloggs, show me a full-burner takeoff.
Sorry Sarge, not enough beans....
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Old 9th Apr 2016, 20:14
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eastern wiseguy,


If there is any justice in the world this has to be right up there with the greatest.
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Old 9th Apr 2016, 20:18
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Outstanding EW
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Old 9th Apr 2016, 21:23
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Listen guys, you're going to have to make it a 2 seater. The only way this'll reach V1, is if I send the Nav out to push.
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Old 10th Apr 2016, 00:21
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Dan, it IS a two-seater. The view from the back seat is, shall we say, unpleasant.
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Old 10th Apr 2016, 12:47
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"Little Nellie" decided to give up the gyrocopter idea after all.
 
Old 10th Apr 2016, 13:43
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...and if we need afterburners, I just let one rip!
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Old 10th Apr 2016, 15:52
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Anyone got change for the slot?
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Old 10th Apr 2016, 17:01
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3-D printing is all very well Hoskins but you forgot to reset the scale.
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Old 10th Apr 2016, 22:26
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If Guy Martin thought his soapbox was fast, he hasn't seen anything yet...
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Old 10th Apr 2016, 22:27
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"Reheat? Ahhhhh yes I light my fart"
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Old 11th Apr 2016, 00:57
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"Tower - Shortar5e One"
"This is tower, go ahead Shortar5e"
"I've just had my in-flight rations delivered and the sandwich has taken me over my all-up weight for takeoff - please advise?"
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