Caption competition

[Kiltrash]

Its from Health and Safety, they say where's your form Fs 1145 in triplicate ?

[NutLoose]

"​​​​​Conformable over wing tanks, you just watch, 60 years from now the Yanks will declare it as their invention for their latest fighter variant"

[NutLoose]

RyanAir trials drink refreshments for passengers on their first overwing passenger pod service.



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[Buster Hyman]

I think you're onto something there Hoskins. Extending the range like that. One thing puzzles me though...where does the cart go again?

[Hydromet]

"Alex the Aeroplane Gets an Enema" was not the most successful kid's story book.

[Penny Washers]

It's ships that need to have a funnel - not aircraft!

[Ascend Charlie]

Boris Johnson's idea of flying the Olympic Torch around England wasn't off to a good start, when Hoskins couldn't get the torch to light up.

[Ascend Charlie]

Mile High Airlines was preparing for Section Officer Harvey's arrival by filling the tank with champagne. Hoskins had to lean against the wing to conceal his excitement.

[c52]

"What are you leaning on the wing for? Tired, or something?"

- "I'm just coming up with a concept for a lie-flat bed in business class."

[c52]

Owner's Manual

#79. Open the blinds at the front of the aircraft to launch the helicopter. Do not try to launch the helicopter while the blinds are closed or when the propeller is turning.

[c52]

"Get pumping, man. Every Air Force base in the Middle East is waiting for this whisky."

[SASless]

Post Brexit, certain changes had to be made by the Royal Flight.....the White Side Walls on the Tyre's added a nice touch however.

[MPN11]

"Do you need more hose? We've got plenty."

[Kiltrash]

Yes Yes I know in 100 years time all mobile phones must be in flight mode before take off
or
Gravity fed over wing tanks, must remember no aerobatics Mr Pitts

[cavuman1]

Man on Wing: "Hey! What's a golf ball doing in this hose?!"
Man on ground sticks fingers in ears in anticipation of massive explosion.

- Ed

[Kiltrash]

I knew it was a mistake conscripting that Rev Awdry into the RAF

[NutLoose]

"The Staishes driver wants to know have you seen his Chamois, as he needs to wash his car."





i wonder wonder how many of you know relevance

[Buster Hyman]

Sarge. If you want quicker turnarounds, please stop sending George Formby out to help.

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Mystery competition: Pick which man is the pilot.

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

The designer once again ponders why this particular model had a tendency to catch fire when subjected to attacks from above.