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Old 30th May 2016, 22:16
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"I suppose it's all right between consenting adults in private"
 
Old 30th May 2016, 22:19
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"Wouldn't it be simpler just to buy a rabbit from the butcher's ?"
 
Old 30th May 2016, 22:21
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"Gives a whole new meaning to: 'Get stuck in !' "
 
Old 30th May 2016, 22:30
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"Chuck a bucket of water over them !"
 
Old 30th May 2016, 22:53
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With Mythbusters down to just the two of them, they had to try and solve more than one myth simultaneously.
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Old 31st May 2016, 00:52
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Crackshot my a%se!!
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Old 31st May 2016, 00:57
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"Biped, rifle, for the supporting of." How one simple typo changed the careers of thousands of soldiers.
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Old 31st May 2016, 01:13
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"No Smiff, it's not because I don't like you, it's because if the movement in those trees that we saw turns out to be baboons, your ar5e should scare 'em orf!"
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Old 31st May 2016, 03:30
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Originally Posted by NutLoose
The Army shows off their crack shot.
No prizes for second Nutty.
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Old 31st May 2016, 03:31
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I'm just cannot bear to think of what they thought when I asked for a Tripod.
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Old 31st May 2016, 04:28
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Yes Major, it's a new spectacular we've developed for the forthcoming Tattoo.
We'd noticed that the Air Force's 'dump and burn' routine has proven popular with the spectators and so...
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Old 31st May 2016, 05:30
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"Defence Force Jobs"
The ones they don't put in the shiny brochures.
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Old 31st May 2016, 05:34
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"Join the Army they said.......see the world they said....."
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Old 31st May 2016, 05:50
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Voices of opposing enemy troops:
"Men, don't fire until you see the whites of their eyes!"
"Umm Sir, what colour was that supposed to be again?"
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Old 31st May 2016, 06:32
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"If he shoots I'll see the white of his eye all right !"
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Old 31st May 2016, 06:47
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"Look the Sarge said I had to bring you along as my assistant and to try to f&ck some sense into you, so that's what I am doing"
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Old 31st May 2016, 06:49
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" I can definitely hear tunnelling Mr Mainwaring"
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Old 31st May 2016, 07:10
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"No - I ordered *harassing fire* not hairy - a$$ed fire!"
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Old 31st May 2016, 07:16
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"Well, either he's shooting for the moon or shooting for Uranus!"
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Old 31st May 2016, 07:23
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Originally Posted by Traffic_Is_Er_Was
"Biped, rifle, for the supporting of." How one simple typo changed the careers of thousands of soldiers.
Very subtle
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