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Forum: Military Aviation
1st Aug 2007, 20:37
Replies: 581
Views: 89,423
Posted By X-QUORK

Don't know where to begin really, other than to...

Don't know where to begin really, other than to say a massive thank you to everyone who got off their ar$e and wrote letters, e-mailed, signed the petition, leaflet dropped, cajoled friends and...
Forum: Military Aviation
1st Aug 2007, 14:56
Replies: 581
Views: 89,423
Posted By X-QUORK

ARRSE seems to be back in the fray.

ARRSE seems to be back in the fray.
Forum: Military Aviation
1st Aug 2007, 14:22
Replies: 581
Views: 89,423
Posted By X-QUORK

Anyone know what's going on with ARRSE? Did they...

Anyone know what's going on with ARRSE? Did they read out the website address on the Jeremy Vine show or something?

I'm starting to worry that some disgruntled individual has targeted the site...
Forum: Military Aviation
26th Dec 2005, 17:46
Replies: 41
Views: 9,178
Posted By X-QUORK

Does spit-roasting a German bird in the back of a...

Does spit-roasting a German bird in the back of a Lynx count?
Forum: Rotorheads
26th Dec 2005, 17:46
Replies: 28
Views: 3,393
Posted By X-QUORK

Does spit-roasting a German bird in the back of a...

Does spit-roasting a German bird in the back of a Lynx count?
Forum: Military Aviation
2nd Dec 2005, 19:54
Replies: 13
Views: 4,741
Posted By X-QUORK

I'm not sure if it's against the rules, but you...

I'm not sure if it's against the rules, but you could try this:

http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn2/Forums/viewtopic/t=26853.html
Forum: Military Aviation
1st Dec 2005, 12:28
Replies: 34
Views: 7,624
Posted By X-QUORK

Still waiting for Bowman to arrive eh? I was...

Still waiting for Bowman to arrive eh? I was involved in trials back in '96 and I'm sure they were expecting it in service around '01. It's bloody disgraceful in this age that our forces are expected...
Forum: Military Aviation
10th Oct 2005, 15:15
Replies: 24
Views: 3,260
Posted By X-QUORK

I left the mob seven years ago with a pi$$-poor...

I left the mob seven years ago with a pi$$-poor credit rating because of the nomadic nature of life in the Forces. I'd never defaulted on any payments to a bank loan I'd had, yet anytime I needed a...
Forum: Military Aviation
22nd Jul 2005, 22:27
Replies: 5
Views: 1,994
Posted By X-QUORK

Two's in "Army and navy low life". That is...

Two's in

"Army and navy low life". That is brilliant, absolute pure bloody comic genius mate. Aaaahh.........really, really good....can't quite get over it...."low life"!!!! "Low" and then...
Forum: Military Aviation
12th Jul 2005, 17:08
Replies: 21
Views: 3,905
Posted By X-QUORK

Max Hasting's excellent book Armageddon looks...

Max Hasting's excellent book Armageddon looks into the downfall of the Third Reich from D-Day onward. He thinks the US forces had very little regard for the British senior officers, especially Monty....
Forum: Military Aviation
6th Jul 2005, 18:46
Replies: 19
Views: 2,318
Posted By X-QUORK

Maybe I've got the wrong end of the stick, but...

Maybe I've got the wrong end of the stick, but I'm pretty sure Scotland traditionally had a more relaxed marital law which is why folks often popped north of the border to wed in Gretna Green.
Forum: Military Aviation
6th Jul 2005, 17:46
Replies: 117
Views: 21,258
Posted By X-QUORK

BEagle, "I just hoped that the overpriced...

BEagle,

"I just hoped that the overpriced $hithole of a capital is adequate enough to impress all the visitors."

You're confused old chap, Paris LOST and London won. Hope that helps to clear it...
Forum: Rotorheads
3rd May 2005, 15:21
Replies: 16
Views: 3,005
Posted By X-QUORK

The Choppers Arms did indeed exist as a rather...

The Choppers Arms did indeed exist as a rather horrible establishment just outside the fence at Middle Wallop. Us young Army Air Corps recruits spent many an hour in there chasing the local mingers...
Forum: Military Aviation
1st May 2005, 16:17
Replies: 26
Views: 4,066
Posted By X-QUORK

Aaah good, the Mods have removed the "Mummy...

Aaah good, the Mods have removed the "Mummy didn't love me" threads. Goodbye EM.
Forum: Military Aviation
1st May 2005, 13:20
Replies: 26
Views: 4,066
Posted By X-QUORK

Equitable Mabel...tosser or what?

Thirteen posts in as many minutes and registered this very day.

"Son, go fetch me the gun..."
Forum: Military Aviation
22nd Apr 2005, 18:00
Replies: 530
Views: 176,974
Posted By X-QUORK

Don't buy a telly Don't buy a car Save all...

Don't buy a telly
Don't buy a car
Save all your money and PVR
Forum: Military Aviation
21st Apr 2005, 12:03
Replies: 530
Views: 176,974
Posted By X-QUORK

Radio silence imposed by domestic Sunray = Wife...

Radio silence imposed by domestic Sunray = Wife not happy

"This, gentleman, is the M18 Claymore mine. It contains 700 steel balls packed tightly against 1.5lbs of curved C4 plastic explosive. Just...
Forum: Military Aviation
16th Apr 2005, 21:53
Replies: 49
Views: 8,562
Posted By X-QUORK

16B Thanks for pointing out that fags and...

16B

Thanks for pointing out that fags and booze are not narcotics, it's an interesting and important point that I hadn't fully considered. However, I'm sure you would agree that alcohol is a...
Forum: Military Aviation
16th Apr 2005, 16:50
Replies: 49
Views: 8,562
Posted By X-QUORK

I've always found it strange that the drugs...

I've always found it strange that the drugs alcohol and tobacco are legal and all the others illegal...what's the difference? Legalise them all I say, that way you take the money from the dealers and...
Forum: Military Aviation
13th Apr 2005, 15:42
Replies: 51
Views: 9,763
Posted By X-QUORK

Have donated and forwarded the link to all mil...

Have donated and forwarded the link to all mil types I know with e-mail - I'd request that everyone does the same.

A great idea and long overdue.:ok:
Forum: Military Aviation
14th Mar 2005, 11:52
Replies: 57
Views: 9,112
Posted By X-QUORK

"One-eye" was in the Army a few years back I had...

"One-eye" was in the Army a few years back I had a boss who got very pi$$ed off with us constantly trying to grow longer sideburns (as was the fashion). His solution was simple and effective - he...
Forum: Military Aviation
12th Mar 2005, 01:36
Replies: 116
Views: 30,230
Posted By X-QUORK

Drill Sgt: "I've seen dwarves searching for fag...

Drill Sgt: "I've seen dwarves searching for fag butts amongst f*cking dustbins looking smarter than you ar$eholes...YOU'D BETTER START SWITCHING ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Forum: Military Aviation
2nd Mar 2005, 12:25
Replies: 95
Views: 11,620
Posted By X-QUORK

JessTheDog It seems to me you didn't fully...

JessTheDog

It seems to me you didn't fully consider the commitment required of you before signing on the dotted line. You are a member of the Royal Air Force, and you swore an oath to protect the...
Forum: Military Aviation
28th Feb 2005, 15:41
Replies: 95
Views: 11,620
Posted By X-QUORK

For a definitive answer on the latest inflation...

For a definitive answer on the latest inflation figures, read this:

http://www.bankofengland.co.uk/Links/setframe.html

Or, if you can't be ar$ed - just accept that the inflation rate is a...
Forum: Military Aviation
23rd Feb 2005, 14:51
Replies: 104
Views: 19,385
Posted By X-QUORK

Don't forget the tie-bar failure Sept '94 in...

Don't forget the tie-bar failure Sept '94 in Germany, two fatalities - one of them a good mate of mine.

I'm not qualified to pass judgement on the Lynx, but sadly I've known many good blokes who...
Forum: Military Aviation
18th Feb 2005, 16:55
Replies: 29
Views: 5,039
Posted By X-QUORK

Mr Pink, I'd like to hazard a guess that the...

Mr Pink,

I'd like to hazard a guess that the RAF were reluctant to re-employ you because YOU had turned down the Queen's Commission after they'd invested a considerable amount of tax-payer's...
Forum: Military Aviation
22nd Dec 2004, 12:19
Replies: 1
Views: 795
Posted By X-QUORK

Cool Merry Christmas to all

Merry Christmas to all you guys and girls who find yourselves on operations in far flung parts this year...stay safe and try and have a dram or two on the 25th.

I for one shall be raising a glass...
Forum: Military Aviation
6th Dec 2004, 19:53
Replies: 17
Views: 2,821
Posted By X-QUORK

Titan Locked, Just click on the "Nachsten...

Titan Locked,

Just click on the "Nachsten Level Starten" and it should take you to the next level.

Excellent fun...I've a feeling this might take up far too much of my spare time, still...
Forum: Military Aviation
2nd Dec 2004, 17:08
Replies: 12
Views: 2,535
Posted By X-QUORK

About 5 pints of Stella would do it. Given that...

About 5 pints of Stella would do it. Given that the average rate at which our livers can clean out alcohol is 1 unit per hour.

By my, admittedly crap, maths reckoning that would put you over the...
Forum: Military Aviation
17th Nov 2004, 12:25
Replies: 76
Views: 8,460
Posted By X-QUORK

"But if everyone who smokes stops, will we be...

"But if everyone who smokes stops, will we be able to afford petrol and beer when Herr Chancellor raises the taxes on these items to replace the lost revenue from tobacco."

Yep, it's called the...
Forum: Military Aviation
11th Nov 2004, 12:20
Replies: 48
Views: 12,994
Posted By X-QUORK

Is it likely that a name will be given?

Is it likely that a name will be given?
Forum: Cabin Crew
27th Oct 2004, 10:40
Replies: 17
Views: 3,783
Posted By X-QUORK

Delta are probably more pi$$ed off that she's a...

Delta are probably more pi$$ed off that she's a Kerry supporter.
Forum: Cabin Crew
27th Oct 2004, 09:42
Replies: 17
Views: 3,783
Posted By X-QUORK

Blogger grounded by airline

Seems a tad harsh to me, lovely pins:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/3955913.stm
Forum: Military Aviation
11th Oct 2004, 12:21
Replies: 5
Views: 1,214
Posted By X-QUORK

Nice one Airborne, you've just reminded me of a...

Nice one Airborne, you've just reminded me of a similar occurrence during my basic training days in November '86. It was during the "battle camp" phase at Pen Hale (near Newquay) when our section...
Forum: Military Aviation
10th Sep 2004, 19:18
Replies: 34
Views: 11,187
Posted By X-QUORK

My condolences to the family, friends, and fellow...

My condolences to the family, friends, and fellow Squadron and Battery personnel of those lost in the accident.

Thinking of you Fred Frog guys....from an ex-frogger.
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