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Forum: Military Aviation
11th Feb 2024, 14:24
Replies: 224
Views: 45,249
Posted By DSAT Man

These cards are totally useless. Back in...

These cards are totally useless. Back in November some of my retired officer colleagues attended a formal dinner at RAF Halton. While their names were 'on the list' in the MGR, and their transit...
Forum: Military Aviation
17th Feb 2015, 09:12
Replies: 1,221
Views: 968,920
Posted By DSAT Man

AST

No AST required. You go straight through to aptitude tests at the OASC.
Forum: Military Aviation
6th Jan 2013, 12:50
Replies: 1,221
Views: 968,920
Posted By DSAT Man

Melchett is spot on but we have had quite a few...

Melchett is spot on but we have had quite a few AAC pilots come over to us once they start flying a desk and get disgruntled. They only required an OASC interview followed by a 'kit and post' if...
Forum: Military Aviation
2nd Jan 2013, 21:42
Replies: 1,221
Views: 968,920
Posted By DSAT Man

Flysurfbeach, there will be some pilot IOT...

Flysurfbeach, there will be some pilot IOT entries in FY13/14 but they will be taken up by university bursars who have been waiting their turn. I would get something temporary for a year or two if I...
Forum: Military Aviation
1st Nov 2012, 11:55
Replies: 18
Views: 5,949
Posted By DSAT Man

Can they do this?

Just seen another one of those appalling adverts for 'Quickloanuk' featuring, what looks like, an RAF air officer and WRAF lass dressed in RAF uniforms save for a different badge. Website example of...
Forum: Military Aviation
1st Nov 2012, 10:35
Replies: 22
Views: 6,852
Posted By DSAT Man

Reminds me of a rather unfortunate Taliban chappy...

Reminds me of a rather unfortunate Taliban chappy who was removed from his bicycle by a Hellfire missile when I was at RC(S) in 2008.
Forum: Military Aviation
18th May 2012, 11:23
Replies: 71
Views: 23,904
Posted By DSAT Man

Female SWO at Lossie

Midlifec, you are referring to the indomitable Eileen Beasley (Miss Beasley to you and I). Built like the size of a small country, she was quite possibly one of scariest brutes I have ever seen and...
Forum: Military Aviation
25th Feb 2012, 12:50
Replies: 1,221
Views: 968,920
Posted By DSAT Man

This is a really simple answer. We are neither...

This is a really simple answer. We are neither recruiting, nor selecting, RAF aircrew in FY 12/13.
Forum: Military Aviation
17th Jan 2012, 14:03
Replies: 121
Views: 18,251
Posted By DSAT Man

If I am ever reincarnated, I would come back as a...

If I am ever reincarnated, I would come back as a lesbian. That way, I could still make love to a woman and I'd be able to play from the red tees......
Forum: Military Aviation
17th Jan 2012, 13:36
Replies: 40
Views: 9,914
Posted By DSAT Man

'Even if there were a High Holborn tube station...

'Even if there were a High Holborn tube station (note correct spelling) - which there is not - you would have to be deranged, or have overslept, to disembark there (or even Holborn, which does exist)...
Forum: Military Aviation
17th Jan 2012, 13:32
Replies: 145
Views: 57,720
Posted By DSAT Man

'Admin officers and PTIs seem, proportionally, to...

'Admin officers and PTIs seem, proportionally, to have taken a hammering.'

This figure is actually a bit misleading. Most of the 110 will come from ex-PEdOs and Trainers whom the shinies have...
Forum: Military Aviation
7th Apr 2011, 10:13
Replies: 164
Views: 95,665
Posted By DSAT Man

RAF Stafford, late eighties. We always toasted...

RAF Stafford, late eighties. We always toasted the Heads of State of the 2 international Liaison Officers. Made sure that young Plt Off Stacker poured as much booze down his gullet as possible then...
Forum: Military Aviation
28th Jan 2011, 08:28
Replies: 11
Views: 2,281
Posted By DSAT Man

Brandy Sours at pre-pre-drinks in a mate's room...

Brandy Sours at pre-pre-drinks in a mate's room before a DIN at Innsworth cc 14 years ago; his missus was Head Matron in Cyprus at the time and he used to bring back loads of Metaxa every time he...
Forum: Military Aviation
27th Jan 2011, 15:05
Replies: 69
Views: 43,802
Posted By DSAT Man

Get in......got a green overall. Fit for human...

Get in......got a green overall. Fit for human consumption for another 6 months!:D
Forum: Military Aviation
26th Jan 2011, 13:23
Replies: 69
Views: 43,802
Posted By DSAT Man

Did it Today!

I'm an old knacker rather than a broken knacker: hence the Rockport Walk. First one they've done at this 'certain station in Lincolnshire' so, having read everyone's posts on the subject, I am fully...
Forum: Military Aviation
9th Jul 2010, 12:03
Replies: 232
Views: 37,924
Posted By DSAT Man

Get rid of hats; they're archaic and serve no...

Get rid of hats; they're archaic and serve no useful purpose! The Army wouldn't like it of course (cap badges) but the MOD would save a lot of money! *runs and hides.
Forum: Military Aviation
26th May 2010, 07:44
Replies: 471
Views: 132,748
Posted By DSAT Man

..when at Christmas, you would embark on a tour...

..when at Christmas, you would embark on a tour of all the section crew room bars (flying sqns, Police Flt, MT, etc, etc), meet Harry Staish along the way at least 4 times and push your cycle home...
Forum: Military Aviation
10th Sep 2007, 23:22
Replies: 18
Views: 2,781
Posted By DSAT Man

The higher the monkey climbs, the more he shows...

The higher the monkey climbs, the more he shows his arse.
Forum: Military Aviation
2nd Sep 2007, 10:23
Replies: 471
Views: 132,748
Posted By DSAT Man

Taking ages to make one OHP transparency...

Taking ages to make one OHP transparency pre-Powerpoint days.

Seeing some god-awfully-tedious Provost Officer dump about 80 OHP slides on the right hand side of his talking torso and watch him...
Forum: Military Aviation
22nd Feb 2007, 10:51
Replies: 33
Views: 6,780
Posted By DSAT Man

I naturally guessed that a ronson would have been...

I naturally guessed that a ronson would have been one of 2 orifices but I had never heard that particular gem of rhyming slang. Thanks for the education; I have learnt something new and the day has...
Forum: Military Aviation
22nd Feb 2007, 09:45
Replies: 33
Views: 6,780
Posted By DSAT Man

'up the ronson' Fantastic! What's a ronson?...

'up the ronson'

Fantastic! What's a ronson?

DSAT Man
Forum: Military Aviation
10th Feb 2007, 10:10
Replies: 66
Views: 10,803
Posted By DSAT Man

Somewaht off track, but related to the idea of...

Somewaht off track, but related to the idea of social etiquette in the Forces...

Some years ago, we found, in the RAF Halton archives, a delightful letter from an AVM at a now defunct HQ at Aston...
Forum: Military Aviation
3rd Feb 2007, 08:46
Replies: 61
Views: 13,044
Posted By DSAT Man

Sandy Wilson, now 'retired', being refused entry...

Sandy Wilson, now 'retired', being refused entry to MOD Main Building until his sponsor could come down from the top floor and verify his visit
Forum: Military Aviation
3rd Feb 2007, 08:28
Replies: 91
Views: 36,735
Posted By DSAT Man

Kinloss 1987

A novel way to initiate a callout: the whining sound of the siren is completely drowned out by what, at silly o'clock in the morning, sounds like a whole squadron of Nimrods being fired up in the...
Forum: Military Aviation
1st Aug 2006, 15:22
Replies: 3,092
Views: 210,654
Posted By DSAT Man

A new beginning

Felix


I shall try and point you in the right direction.

First of all, make sure that you have the right qualifications; your Armed Forces Careers Office or the RAF Careers website will give...
Forum: Military Aviation
8th Jul 2006, 00:03
Replies: 21
Views: 6,404
Posted By DSAT Man

Dining Out Night Ideas

Arrange for the mess staff to serve up something from the Rude Food cookbook.

As an example, at Stafford several years ago, the female PEdO was served with an erect banana gelled to the plate...
Forum: Military Aviation
29th Dec 2005, 00:52
Replies: 103
Views: 16,723
Posted By DSAT Man

I can see nothing but good in honouring in the...

I can see nothing but good in honouring in the last Tommy when he dies. The last ever Tommy will represent his fallen comrades and will take the final posthumous salute on behalf of his...
Forum: Military Aviation
19th Dec 2005, 20:51
Replies: 47
Views: 11,096
Posted By DSAT Man

On a slightly different tack, I remember...

On a slightly different tack, I remember occupying the duty bunk at the Compassionate Cell at Innsworth the day after Boxing Day 3 years ago. I believe it's true to say that no-one minds doing this;...
Forum: Military Aviation
7th Oct 2005, 14:53
Replies: 35
Views: 3,361
Posted By DSAT Man

Didn't Peter Sutcliffe hear voices from God?

Didn't Peter Sutcliffe hear voices from God?
Forum: Military Aviation
10th Aug 2005, 06:53
Replies: 29
Views: 4,779
Posted By DSAT Man

Management Speak

New Staish, new broom, and a stirring speech from him denouncing the accursed management speak that has invaded the military. He wants a return to the martial ambience that will remind us of our...
Forum: Military Aviation
4th Aug 2005, 22:35
Replies: 45
Views: 9,236
Posted By DSAT Man

How I long for traditon! (Not that we in the RAF...

How I long for traditon! (Not that we in the RAF have much, according to our dark blue and wiffy mates). In my 'Defence' organisation, a sqn ldr commands a group!
Forum: Military Aviation
27th Jul 2005, 19:39
Replies: 6
Views: 1,620
Posted By DSAT Man

I tried to log myself in to the new HRMS (loudly...

I tried to log myself in to the new HRMS (loudly trumpeted by the civil service as the way forward for looking after our people) so that I could report my civvies' s sick leave etc. You have first...
Forum: Military Aviation
11th Jun 2005, 09:43
Replies: 21
Views: 3,618
Posted By DSAT Man

Nothing wrong with tug o' war if (as happened at...

Nothing wrong with tug o' war if (as happened at the last dining-in night at Halton) the ladies decide to have a go!

Although reasonably bin-faced at the time, I do remember a rather...
Forum: Military Aviation
28th May 2005, 11:31
Replies: 116
Views: 24,774
Posted By DSAT Man

Would you believe that, at RAF Halton, Compass...

Would you believe that, at RAF Halton, Compass have bought off Peg's Tea Bar so that there would be no competition? Anyone not wishing to partake of the Compass offerings will now be forced to take...
Forum: Military Aviation
2nd May 2005, 08:22
Replies: 45
Views: 10,889
Posted By DSAT Man

I recently had the misfortune to have to attend a...

I recently had the misfortune to have to attend a meeting in Main Building. As all meetings usually start around around 1030, to allow people to get there from Wherevershire, I found myself joining...
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