Get on with the job and look happy about it. We don't get to charge batteries every day.

The chain on the left means I don't have to pedal as fast as you do, and the one on the right equalizes torque.

Deploy the Arrestor Wire.

Watch what happens when we get it to 88 m.p.h.!

- Ed

Bumping the picture (that's a statement, not a caption)

”London calling, London calling”. This is the NationalGrid, we are expecting 2 Gigawatts in 10 seconds are you ready?

No No Monsieur, we have 2 cycles of power for you.

Are you sure this is Liverpool?
Yes, some b*ggr has nicked the wheels and now they are stealing our lekky.

After Hans "accidentally" connected the batteries in series, the hardest part was making it look like your feet were pushing the pedals.

I thought KP was Kitchen Patrol not Kilowatt Producer !

How long to be have to ride this thing ?

The Sargent said until we have generated one Kilowatt.

How much power have we generated so far ?

About 50 Watts

That’s a lot right ?

It's actually not an electricity generator but an air raid warning siren ... and one with problems that soon became self-evident

The German team win the "It's a Knockout" slow bicycle race, but are disqualified when their claim that the wheels sank into the mud turn out to be false.

Now for this week's hugely popular 'Spot the Dummy' competition.
Which one of these is the dummy?

The front one, the back one, or the one who checked the photo?

Why do you always get to sit in front? The view from the rear seat never changes.

Fearing retaliatory attacks on power infrastructure, the Russians set up a decoy target.

What are you doing way out here? The field you were in yesterday had grass and shade.

Sparky said it was defective.

Ja, Ja, the Eindekker's Oberursel engines required the two Pals (w)'ho sits electric ground starter....

Jankers was always fun as you get to charge the next miscreant with electricity.



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