Well, if we're going to go there, (thanks to the two previous)...

The two ugly sisters help 'Cinders' Cinderella make a 'gullible pudding' to finally please her mother-in-law for once.

The Andrews Sisters' day job gave them such hits as "One Meat Ball" and Straighten Up and Fry Right"...

Typhoid Mary and her sisters...

The boys always appreciate a little culture, so I've tossed in some anthrax.

Thanks for coming over and helping me today girls.
Oh that's alright Elsie, but what is all this for?
Oh Bob and his mates are away fishing at Schitcreak today, so I thought I'd make them a nice pudding for their dinner.

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Ok, score times, thought it seems a popular one.
The winner of the CS Trophy tastefully decorated with tinsel and bedecked with baubles is…..

Fly by Wife with a chewy

The Jones sisters' meatballs really were the dog's boll0cks.

runners up were

Fly by Wife with a play on the old fitters and turners gag

The Army catering school where volunteers are shown how to turn high quality ingredients into an inedible mess

SASless with a protein enriched

Well....now we know where that notorious Black Dog fetched up!

and another mention for Fly by Wife with

Never in the field of human complaints was so much owed by so many to so few'.



My poor attempts would have been,

Bugger the sixpence, they can have the shot out of the pheasant course.

or

Are you sure this is kosher?
Well, the spiv when I asked him if the pork scratching were genuine told me they were Kosher, and last years Jewish members fair woofed it down.

or

just let’s hope the Sgt Major doesn’t miss his kettle drum.

Thanks Nutty!

For your delectation and delight:
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This isn't what I expected when they told me it was my turn on the base bike.

This is the first Tesla. The model why?

The Navy thought it prudent to begin RIO training very gently.

The marksmen were confused by the Pelaton's moving target countermeasure,

General Melchett noted admiringly how this fiendishly clever device was able to measure how far they had travelled each day.

So... vich vun of us ist Daisy?

We’ve been peddling all day and it’s still 10k to the front line, who thought this was a good idea, Hoskins

We get more power out of hampers, you know!

The Great British Bike off!

I have the strangest feeling of deja vu.

Keep peddling....faster, faster...okay, here goes.....Broadsword calling Danny Boy...Broadsword calling Danny Boy...

Figure 2 in the food waste to energy presentation.

Proving that more static is generated if you don't tuck your trouser legs into your boots, where static can ignite gases in the trenches.