Who was the idiot who gave the regiment historical photo collection to the new Army Chief of Procurement !

Putin

Why can't I talk to the Donetsk region HQ ?

Chief of staff

Apparently the HQ's generator is not synchronized

So Joe how did you wind up on this Shyte detail ?

Well I was using my dispatch bike to visit the Generals daughter..

Panicked by the BEF's advance on the Marne, yet blissfully unaware they are already under observation, Fritz and Hans take to anything with pedals. A far higher intelligence could be forgiven for failing to anticipate the now-famous name this pathetic scene would inspire when another BEF faced its own darkest hour.

The only way to recognize the Bikenmeister Twins was by their pant cuffs.

Well, this one did generate some good captions, and you kept cranking them out, but it's time to put a spoke in the wheel and bring this to a shuddering halt.

Runners up are:
Ninthace:
Are you sure this is Liverpool?
Yes, some b*ggr has nicked the wheels and now they are stealing our lekky.

Buster Hyman
"Oi! Gruber! Put the seat back on!!!"

Wensleydale
Entertainment on the Western Front was provided by "The Generation Game".

But in the winner's saddle is treadigraph, with
Early days of The Goodies. Bill Oddie is in the hamster wheel...

Well done sir, the Golden Seat Post is in the, well, post.

Thank you FBW, have a go with this for a day or two...

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Yes, I ate your last seed. No need to get into a flap about it!

...and if you SHlT on my Staff Car again, that little firecracker will go off! Get it?

Well there are pigeon fanciers and "Pigeon Fanciers" I suppose....

Tom's hobby is pigeon racing, and one day he may beat one of them!

Yes, he's a bit flighty, but he really is a Bird Colonel.

"Hmmm ... a l'Orange sounds good."

With the promise of a seed, the first pigeons volunteered to test the army's new solid rocket booster.

Do you really think I'm going to do a RATO for chicken feed?

No one believed Fred Hoskins (from Pontefract) that he had a fancy bird, until photographic evidence turned up

I know I shouldn't shoot the messenger, but did he really have to tell me he was tired of carrying you?