Fred was giving Doris, the bird, last instructions for his next mission which was to take down Putin’s new hypersonic missile
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Hoskins upon learning he had come second in the Big Pecker Competition having entered thinking it was about noses.
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Dr. Doolittle was commissioned by the army to talk with severely traumatised carrier pigeons, many of whom repaid his kindness by cr@pping on his car.
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Captain Hoskins was reported to the RSPB for spilling his seed on the carrier pigeons in his care. He was known thereafter as Onan the Barbarian.
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Well at least you are smarter than the aircrew I have to deal with.
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Shamus had not quite got his head around the phrase, keep your pecker up.
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Launch everything that will fly, and order the fleet to raise steam. This is a carrier pigeon if I've ever seen one!
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Rear Admiral Noah, having run out of Ravens, resorted to sending out his dinner to look for dry land.
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Handler tweets in pigeon English: "You daft? Why you continue do this?"
Pigeon: "It's me fate, mate. I'm a career pigeon." |
Listen mate, just give me my dinner or I'll cough all over you!
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"Gerroff, I'm not that sort of bird!"
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Now remember, when one of those new Dutch Falcons spots you, wait for it to stoop. Then you'll have a zero-deflection shot.
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"Excuse me Bert, but why are we going into a Mine?"
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Wartime shortages had made transportation of lower GI samples to the lab unreliable, sometimes delaying critical care. Then Dr. Butts thought of repurposing a technique he'd seen in the last war, and the term "stool pigeon" entered our vocabulary.
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When you see what I have just left on your hat mate ...you won't be so pleased to see me!
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For centuries, man has attempted to harness the uncanny navigational ability of homing pigeons. Modern technology has finally brought that goal near at hand. Scientists are perfecting a lightweight pod containing a radio transmitter and a precise clock. Once the pods (prototype shown above) are mass produced and fitted to birds, it will simply be a matter of ensuring that at least four are airborne at any given time.
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Look mate, I’m no Yankee Doodle Pigeon, and you’re no Dick Dastardly either.
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These management pigeons are all the same. They fly on over and take the last crumb out of your mouth. Then they sh1t all over you and fly on back.
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Well one of us is an excellent navigator and as sure as sh*t they aren’t wearing a stupid hat.
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Hoskins' nasty habit of "pulling the pigeon" resulted in the bird having a perpetually elongated neck.
- Ed |
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