A little piece of Poland, a little piece of France . . .

The Ukraine sea drones really knock us out . . .

Cry me a river.

Who do you think you are kidding Mister Putin
If you think we're on the run?
We are the boys who will stop your little game.
We are the boys who will make you think again.
'Cause who do you think you are kidding Mister Putin If you think Ukraine is done?

Mister Brown goes off to town on the eight twenty-one
But he comes home each evening
And he's ready with his gun.
So watch out Mister Putin you have met your match in us
If you think you you can crush us
We're afraid you've missed the bus.
'Cause who do you think you are kidding Mister Putin
If you think Ukraine is done.

I'll judge this evening (Thursday).

W.

"You put your left Putin,
you put your right Pootout,
You do the hokey cokey and turn about,
Invade Ukraine and it all goes to ****,
that's what it's all about, Oi!"

Erik Claptonovich seeks asylum in Britain

Anyone else want to suggest I play a minor chord? You think I'm unimportant? Huh? There's a handy sixth floor window right over there for anyone who does...

Vlad and The Impalers rehearsing for their next gig, Vlad wielding his trusty Defenestrating Strategicdisaster...

Are you feeling Vlad all over...

Vlad struggles to play a tune having disposed of all his right hands.

Georgia on my mind.

It was only going to be a 3 day festival...but it's still going!

There's no time for us
There's no place for us
What is this thing that builds our dreams
Yet slips away from us?


Who wants to live forever?
Who wants to live forever?
Ooh

There's no chance for us
It's all decided for us
This world has only one sweet moment
Set aside for us


Who wants to live forever?
Who wants to live forever? Ooh
Who dares to love forever
Oh, when love must die?


But touch my tears with your lips
Touch my world with your fingertips
And we can have forever
And we can love forever
Forever is our today

Well, it's not far down to paradise
At least it's not for my fleet
And if the wind is right you can sail away
And find tranquility
Oh, the canvas can do miracles
Just you wait and see
Believe me

It's not far to never never Ukrainian land
No reason to pretend
And if the wind is right you can find the joy
Of innocence again
Oh, the canvas can do miracles
Just you wait and see
Believe me

Sinking
Takes me away to where I've always heard it could be
Just a dream and the wind to carry me
Soon I will be free


Fantasy
It gets the best of me
When I'm sinking
All caught up in the reverie
Every word is a symphony
Won't you believe me?

Rod Stewart Sailing

"Can't get no satisfaction"
by Dyspepsia

"Rather an unusual shape for a balalaika, isn't it, Hoskinski?

Its judgement time (sadly not for him though), and the winner with "Douze Points" from the Euro jury is

Congratulations - it is your turn to host the competition.

W.

Gawd, she never turns up, it’s like the second coming, you read about it, but it never happens. :p

Nutty, you generously gave her a whole minute!?!?