"What are little boys made of?
Snips, snails
And puppy-dogs' tails"

And that concludes the case for the defence, your honour.

This is Gordon Ramsay's recurring Kitchen Nightmare!

Quality control at the Solid Rocket Motor plant was not all it should have been...

Putin's New Wonder Weapon was almost ready to shock the world.

The CO said that this operation is going to be a piece of cake.

A new spin off series, "The Great British Bake Off: Services Special", begins on Channel 4 next week.

It won't be the same this year - Nutty's drunk all of the brandy.....

...and meanwhile, back at the Compo factory.....

There was only one way to guarantee extra large Yule logs.

preparing funding for the Tempest...

Ooh, my favourite on the radio, Chris Rea, Driving Home for Christmas...

Yes, but his Welsh half brother Dai always turns up on Boxing Bay...

I couldn't find any ersatz, so we'll have to make do with this.

'Never in the field of human complaints was so much owed by so many to so few'

Ok, possibly scoring on the new day so get ‘em in while you can.

My Jack says childbirth isn't painful! Well when this lot comes out, he'll have a pretty good idea what it's like.

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I always say, if you can’t have salmon for Christmas dinner, salmonella’s the next best thing.

Introducing the chefs - Samantha, Ann, and Ella.

Welcome to Sam, Ann, Ella's kitchen, folks!

(thanks for the idea, Chu Chu)