Honored to have had my caption selected, Nutloose! Let us finish off the depressing shopping season with this:

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My fondest wishes to all PPRuNers for Happy and Healthy Holidays!

- Ed

He's going to cut the ship's Christmas cake like that? Sheeyut, does he know that it was my wife who iced it?

A new meaning to "off the angle"

"Goose, did he spill his coffee?"

If he’s not careful, he’s going to splice the mainbrace..

If you thought tailhook parties were fun , y’all need to get to the wing hook social gatherings
They got Oysters , Gumbo and Jambalaya

Bollox, it looks like we’re going to have Goose for Christmas and I was looking forward to Turkey.

That bluddy Santa ‘as let me down again, I put in my letter to ‘lm I wanted some pussy fer Christmas and ‘e’s sent me a ruddy Tomcat.

Hey look he has one of those I’m with stupid signs, except he has got the arrow pointing at himself.

And he just missed the Tardis...

"I think we may have missed the wire..."

Consternation as the installers realise they have left the crew in the gate guardian they've just erected.

Space saver "edge-on" parking trials on the Ronald Reagan required longer crew ladders than was first thought

Major Thomas E Schultz wins the song title charade competition with "coming in on a wing and a prayer"

The first - and last - time that an F14 Tomcat pilot tries to pick up a hankie from the deck of a carrier

"Yes, very nice", the Captain says, "but could you do that again with just a little more smoke over the starboard wing? It's for his Christmas card, he says."

Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should.....

So dad what did you do in the Gulf War.....