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fdr 4th Nov 2023 22:41

When an A-1 has you in it sights, you are in the [insert metaphor here]

fdr 4th Nov 2023 22:44

Pax River's solution for extended mission relief needed a touch more development.

fdr 4th Nov 2023 22:47

The U'tapao port call was the mother of invention.

treadigraph 4th Nov 2023 22:49

I always know when it's going to be a long mission...

treadigraph 4th Nov 2023 22:51

What munitions are we dropping tonight?

Oh, just bog standard ones...

treadigraph 5th Nov 2023 00:24

I always know when it's going to be a long mission...

Chu Chu 5th Nov 2023 00:57

I may have been a bit informal, but three of the pylons are right.

Hoskins loaded the outboard one, Sir. He must have had a different interpretation of "white head."

NutLoose 5th Nov 2023 01:16


Originally Posted by Big Pistons Forever (Post 11533400)
Nearest ground crew man

Yah the Toilet Paper is on the other side


Well at least I was ahead of Nutty [img]images/smilies/tongue.gif[/img]​​​​​​​
With entries like this you won’t stay ahead for long :p

NutLoose 5th Nov 2023 01:22

https://cimg4.ibsrv.net/gimg/pprune....61e18b551.jpeg


NutLoose 5th Nov 2023 01:24

Can you smell sh*t?

Well you said fill it full of gas.

Hydromet 5th Nov 2023 01:27

Sir, perhaps you're taking the order to "Bomb the crap out of them" a little too literally.

NutLoose 5th Nov 2023 01:28

They’re going to be in for a right sh*tstorm over the target area.

NutLoose 5th Nov 2023 01:29

How many times do we have to bloody tell him, do not flush while standing at the station.

NutLoose 5th Nov 2023 01:40

It’s a bitch to get started, it’s very excremental.

NutLoose 5th Nov 2023 01:41

Smithers drew the line at signing the log book.

Saab Dastard 5th Nov 2023 01:48

"sorry for the delay in launching, sir, the guys are just filling the port side now..."

treadigraph 5th Nov 2023 05:35

It's a sewerside mission....

Buster Hyman 5th Nov 2023 06:14

"Gastro for Castro! Aye, aye Sir!"

Buster Hyman 5th Nov 2023 06:14

Admiral Ackbar: "IT'S A CRAP!!!"

Buster Hyman 5th Nov 2023 06:16

Abort! Abort!...He left the seat up again...


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