The frozen chosen (one)

I told that weatherman I wanted sunshine today, peg him out naked until he see’s that when I say I want sunshine, I want sunshine!

Under his RAF surplus greatcoat (airmen for the use of) the two ferrets down the front of the Great Leader's sweatpants grew restless....

"Ah, confetti ... I love a wedding!"

Where are we again?

승암로동자구, Great Leader.

That was good advice about the fox hat.

Abominable snowman.

Fox? Haha, ...................no.

I have all my winter hats made from special blends of giant panda, koala and snow leopard.

Lieutenant Hi Fat suggests that you like to accompany the Special Operations Forces for their morning dip while you are here Dear Leader?

Hee hee, Fat always was a shining wit.. execute him!

Snowflakes finding a home

Western sanctions had prevented the importation of dandruff shampoo.

Vile weather. Is it always like this here?

Yes, Great Leader. The municipal motto is "We put the squall in squalor."

Little voice from the back: err excuse me but is this the queue for the little boys room?

North Korea's first cocaine factory mysteriously explodes during an inspection.

"It's snow joke", said Kim, "it's really starting to get up my nose", going on to warn of a "crack down".

He is not addicted to disco dust or blow he just likes the smell of it , like .

The ash from the new crematorium Is a bit white as there wasn’t a lot of fat on the last trainload of starving peasants

Well, I think 3 days is about as much as we can all stomach of the Dear Leader...

Runner up with the "That got dark quickly" award...
But our winner for this round & the "Itches all over" award...
:D

Many thanks ....lets go with this:

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Tom Cruise's Horse.

The fences were a little higher at this years Grand National!

... and in more defence cuts, the Blues and Royals have merged with the Parachute Regiment.