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They're a visual aid for ex Shackleton aircrew when the Sarge shouts "Gas, Gas, Gas".
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Why are you loading those bags into the vehicle?
Didn't you know we're a mobile air division? |
I know they are rubbish bags, but shouldn’t we put rubbish in them before we bin them?
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I’ve called my bag of wind Buster, what’s yours called.
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Jones is always bragging about how he gets air when he drives over the berm, but it seems even more pointless now I've tried it.
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Camouflage?
Check. Decoys? Check. Just let those airbag thieves try to get past us this time. |
WTF? . . . have you bought the farm?
No, not yet. Better hurry before they raise interest rates again. |
When new recruits are sent to the armoury for more ammunition for the air rifle....
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What are you complaining about? Didn't the recruiter promise you'd blow stuff up?
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Wow the recruit training standards have sure been dumbed down. In my day we went everywhere with a 80 lb pack !
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Hang on, I think I've dropped one.
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Money's no problem for "Space Force", but we have to bring our own gas to do our annual gas mask training!
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What is “Jumpin’ Jack Flash?”
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"...and you're sure the Bomb Squad will get the joke?"
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See, Yanks, I told you we could sell them anything, $56 for 6 pounds of fresh air.
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Sales were buoyant, particularly amongst the SEALS.
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You sure about this new Breathalyzer test guv.
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These transparent bags are great. But filling them with opaque trash defeats the purpose.
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Not too sure about the effectiveness of those new hydrogen engined Hummers, but at least carrying the jerry cans is a lot easier.
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Undercover MPs seen after collecting evidence while arresting oxygen thieves.
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