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Old 26th May 2023, 18:15
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Groupie stops Phil Collins from a rendition of ' In the Air Tonight '
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Old 26th May 2023, 18:17
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" We Don't Need Another Hero " staff Sargent Turner.
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Old 26th May 2023, 18:20
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At RAF Scampton, the AirForce find an unlikely sponsor stopping the Government selling off the base to Asylum Speakers
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Old 26th May 2023, 19:39
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“Please hurry up, the Guard are flagging.”
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Old 26th May 2023, 20:04
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Mmm, well it's alright, but I was really after something in a red.



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Old 27th May 2023, 07:08
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When I was younger I was a cheerleader over at West Ham .. here let me show you how it's done...hold my pink gin and tonic...

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Old 27th May 2023, 07:15
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Congratulations PO PPRuNe for seeing through your Basic Flying Course, as top of your group....but tell me what happened to the others of your intake?
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Old 27th May 2023, 07:18
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My your gloves are so white, tell me what do you clean them with, look mine are all brown and wrinkley.
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Old 27th May 2023, 10:07
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Are you trying to drum up some sales for your flagging flag business?
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Old 27th May 2023, 10:10
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LAC Hoskins was on a charge for not lining up the drums properly.
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Old 27th May 2023, 13:13
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Far more effective than the wire brush and detol ma’am for getting those malingering around the sick bay back to the regiment . If the drums don’t get them moving to the beat , then the big scarey stick creates the required bowel movements to clear the malaise ma’am . The NHS should take note and save a fortune on pharmaceuticals . Nobody pulling a fake sickie round here if they are still in the ward after we parade through they are truly sick or dead in bed .
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Old 27th May 2023, 14:10
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Unfortunately Ma'am, after the cost of the Funeral & the Coronation, me & Bert here are all you're getting for the Trooping of the Colour!
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Old 27th May 2023, 14:18
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And you're quite certain it was here this morning Ma'am?

Sergeant! Assemble the men! We need to find out who took the Queen's shilling.
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Old 27th May 2023, 17:47
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There Tessa, I have been told to give you this, and if you score a bullseye on Harry, there's a Royal Pardon in it for you.

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Old 27th May 2023, 17:50
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Not really concentrating HMTQ descided at this point she wanted Scrambled Eggs for tea..
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Old 27th May 2023, 17:52
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So why are there on Battle Honours on your standard or drums???
We're the TA your Majesty...
( TA is the Tartan Army )
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Old 27th May 2023, 19:38
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Ahhh So this is the flag AVM Wigston disgraced.
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Old 27th May 2023, 20:45
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Ah. this flag is oversized, take it back and trim it down to regulations. Don't want to hurt the feelings of height deficient people...
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Old 27th May 2023, 20:46
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FFS, just give her the damn thing and we can knock off for the day.
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Old 28th May 2023, 06:47
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No thank you. I only talk to pilots...
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