Go Back  PPRuNe Forums > Aircrew Forums > Military Aviation
Reload this Page >

Caption Competition Mk III

Military Aviation A forum for the professionals who fly military hardware. Also for the backroom boys and girls who support the flying and maintain the equipment, and without whom nothing would ever leave the ground. All armies, navies and air forces of the world equally welcome here.

Caption Competition Mk III

Old 22nd Jun 2023, 04:32
  #20561 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: cowtown
Posts: 878
Received 32 Likes on 26 Posts
Drop yer flaps or it’s going to be a hard landing
fitliker is online now  
Old 22nd Jun 2023, 04:33
  #20562 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: cowtown
Posts: 878
Received 32 Likes on 26 Posts
Over target , bomb bays open , release the bowels
fitliker is online now  
Old 22nd Jun 2023, 04:39
  #20563 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: cowtown
Posts: 878
Received 32 Likes on 26 Posts
You might have to burn your undergarments after this ride
fitliker is online now  
Old 22nd Jun 2023, 06:41
  #20564 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 11,834
Likes: 0
Received 29 Likes on 25 Posts
The Red Arrows showed they were truly inclusive when Blue5 was seen to be selected purely on sewing ability, and not on sex, creed or colour.
Kiltrash is offline  
Old 22nd Jun 2023, 06:42
  #20565 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Somewhere flat
Age: 68
Posts: 5,502
Likes: 0
Received 39 Likes on 26 Posts
SOE: The Early Years.
Wensleydale is offline  
Old 22nd Jun 2023, 06:43
  #20566 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 11,834
Likes: 0
Received 29 Likes on 25 Posts
At the Mach Loop the spotters got more than they expected and made the climb worth while....
Kiltrash is offline  
Old 22nd Jun 2023, 06:47
  #20567 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 11,834
Likes: 0
Received 29 Likes on 25 Posts
Madam Fifi La Bonk is flown into occupied France ready to blend in with the locals ....and corrupt General Von Klinkerhoffman
Kiltrash is offline  
Old 22nd Jun 2023, 06:49
  #20568 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: Japan
Posts: 1,870
Received 115 Likes on 67 Posts
Not bad as naughty postcards go, but it might need a little more sauce.
jolihokistix is online now  
Old 22nd Jun 2023, 07:23
  #20569 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 11,834
Likes: 0
Received 29 Likes on 25 Posts
Sue realises she ...
​​​​​Won a recent round of PPRuNE Cap Comp and wishes she had not been otherwise engaged
Kiltrash is offline  
Old 22nd Jun 2023, 07:29
  #20570 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 11,834
Likes: 0
Received 29 Likes on 25 Posts
French Aviators early attempt to win the Daily Mail prize for the first cross Channel flight attracted the Asylum Seekers attention even then..
Kiltrash is offline  
Old 22nd Jun 2023, 11:14
  #20571 (permalink)  
Gnome de PPRuNe
 
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Too close to Croydon for comfort
Age: 60
Posts: 12,434
Received 185 Likes on 113 Posts
Ah, your latest whacky invention Heath Robinson, what does it achieve exactly?

No idea old sport, waiting for a brain wave to strike...
treadigraph is offline  
Old 22nd Jun 2023, 11:34
  #20572 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Virginia
Posts: 2,006
Received 27 Likes on 21 Posts
Nice try, Hoskins. But I said we were looking for Sue VÍtements.
Chu Chu is offline  
Old 22nd Jun 2023, 12:42
  #20573 (permalink)  

Evertonian
 
Join Date: May 2000
Location: #3117# Ppruner of the Year Nominee 2005
Posts: 12,414
Received 80 Likes on 47 Posts
Betty always hated the Swing Shift…
Buster Hyman is offline  
Old 22nd Jun 2023, 13:55
  #20574 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 11,834
Likes: 0
Received 29 Likes on 25 Posts
Having been paired with Glenn " Hoskins " Curtis, Betty was taking no risks...
Kiltrash is offline  
Old 22nd Jun 2023, 13:56
  #20575 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 11,834
Likes: 0
Received 29 Likes on 25 Posts
The Parks keeper later reported her to the council for using the under 11's swing.
Kiltrash is offline  
Old 22nd Jun 2023, 13:58
  #20576 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 11,834
Likes: 0
Received 29 Likes on 25 Posts
Ryanair deadhead a spare Flight Attendant. However there was no free seat in the cabin.
Kiltrash is offline  
Old 22nd Jun 2023, 14:21
  #20577 (permalink)  
Gnome de PPRuNe
 
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Too close to Croydon for comfort
Age: 60
Posts: 12,434
Received 185 Likes on 113 Posts
Hoskins... wouldn't it be simpler to paint a picture of your girlfriend on the side of the fuselage?

And thus a tradition was born...
treadigraph is offline  
Old 22nd Jun 2023, 15:29
  #20578 (permalink)  
622
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Hants
Age: 55
Posts: 1,543
Received 14 Likes on 11 Posts
Hoskins was forced to admit he might have been a bit low when flying over the playground!
622 is offline  
Old 22nd Jun 2023, 15:43
  #20579 (permalink)  
Gnome de PPRuNe
 
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Too close to Croydon for comfort
Age: 60
Posts: 12,434
Received 185 Likes on 113 Posts
Hoskin's proud boast of being able to pick up a lady's handkerchief with his wingtip went slightly awry at the Heston Garden Party...
treadigraph is offline  
Old 22nd Jun 2023, 16:20
  #20580 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Apr 2020
Location: Hampshire
Posts: 1,207
Received 123 Likes on 79 Posts
I'm going to sue whoever sized these vÍtements.
SLXOwft is offline  

Thread Tools
Search this Thread

Contact Us - Archive - Advertising - Cookie Policy - Privacy Statement - Terms of Service

Copyright © 2024 MH Sub I, LLC dba Internet Brands. All rights reserved. Use of this site indicates your consent to the Terms of Use.