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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 21st Jun 2023, 06:22
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Well it all started when she complained I never took her anywhere.
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Old 21st Jun 2023, 06:23
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Early design for a Sat Nav to give directions
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Old 21st Jun 2023, 06:25
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1(F) find a novel way to take the cook along with them to the front.
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Old 21st Jun 2023, 06:27
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" Bums away "
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Old 21st Jun 2023, 06:32
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When women very nearly made it to the cockpit...
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Old 21st Jun 2023, 07:23
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Do you mind? I’m trying to use the outside toilet!
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Old 21st Jun 2023, 07:34
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When side-saddle was the proper way to ride.
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Old 21st Jun 2023, 08:04
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Stop moaning Doris, there is simply no room in here for you after I put my golf clubs in!
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B A over booked again!
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Old 21st Jun 2023, 08:45
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Arr that nice mr nutty let me have his seat
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Old 21st Jun 2023, 08:58
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“Now that camera and tripod are very valuable!”
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Old 21st Jun 2023, 09:19
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Are you sure this'll cure my hiccups?
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Old 21st Jun 2023, 09:48
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Hold on tight it won’t hurt
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Old 21st Jun 2023, 10:03
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Like Plenty O'Toole, Tiny Broadwick was named for her father's equipment...




(quite a girl! - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiny_Broadwick)
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Old 21st Jun 2023, 10:39
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Well I suppose Martin Barker had to start somewhere
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Old 21st Jun 2023, 10:39
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Hmmm, more than 100 yards of silk. That should make a lot of pairs of knickers.
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Old 21st Jun 2023, 10:40
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It’s a bit early to start trials for HRH parachute jump!
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Are you sure you can’t find a Taxi to get me home
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Old 21st Jun 2023, 10:49
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Glenn later recounted this was how he picked up his girlfriend
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Old 21st Jun 2023, 10:52
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Now if you attache the hose to the plane below and behind we will have invented the flying beer delivery service
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