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For his Birthday present this year the Oligarchs got together and bought Putin another submarine trip after he enjoyed the first one with the glass bubble, although he complained about water dripping from the hatch.. this time they ensured there were no leaks by welding the hatches shut.
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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, may you lie at the bottom and quietly rust.
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Meanwhile in Berdyansk harbour, the Russians continue to load their remaining Tank Landing ship..
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Da, if they cannot find the tank, how can they say we stole the engine.
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Scousers getting rid of the evidence.
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Sub detected off our stern, deploy counter measures.
Man in blue shirt..
STOP..STOP....I think I left my phone in there
Or
See .. we don't need no Hi Viz..
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Well there I was umpiring when Sir Geoff was batting. I nodded off and woke up here...
STOP..STOP....I think I left my phone in there
Or
See .. we don't need no Hi Viz..
Or
Well there I was umpiring when Sir Geoff was batting. I nodded off and woke up here...
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Gnome de PPRuNe
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Just when you want Italian to use reverse...
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Clarkson attempts to recreate the Bond Lotus Elite stunt from the Spy Who Loved Me with a tank...
Next week he'll recreate the barrel roll from The Man With The Golden Gun... with a tank...
Next week he'll recreate the barrel roll from The Man With The Golden Gun... with a tank...
"Sarge, are you sure you got your maths right? Archimedes might not agree with using a 44 gallon drum to turn the T-55 into an amphibian... I think.... okay, the divers will enjoy it anyway. Yes Sir!, 100 press-ups, over the oil slick, Sir!, thank you Sir!"
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It’s that bloody A Team again.. dropping out the back of aircraft.