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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 8th Jul 2023, 21:02
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Cheers Sealo, let's stick with Joli's pic if he's happy to wear the black cap and pass sentence in a day or two...


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Old 8th Jul 2023, 21:06
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Treadi, seems like a good solution. OK, Joli, all yours

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Old 8th Jul 2023, 21:48
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If you all insist…
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Old 8th Jul 2023, 22:21
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Don’t fancy your’s much!
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Old 8th Jul 2023, 22:50
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With seat pitch reduced yet again, passengers began voting with their feet.
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Old 8th Jul 2023, 23:27
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Please do not move, your rectal scan is coming through on my monitor now.
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Old 8th Jul 2023, 23:34
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No, No, No! listen people, you only assume crash position when we tell you to!
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Old 9th Jul 2023, 00:24
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It’s put your head between YOUR legs and kiss your ass goodbye, not those of the hot chick in the seat in front of you.
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Old 9th Jul 2023, 00:25
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And to the Australian in seat 43B, welcome to the northern hemisphere.
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Old 9th Jul 2023, 04:49
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Virgin PAX cabin announcement: Has anyone seen Richard!
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Old 9th Jul 2023, 04:51
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Mum: Jimmy, Just wait till I get you home​​​​​!
Jimmy: But .. but .. mum I’m the Captain!
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Old 9th Jul 2023, 04:54
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Some passengers need a moral compass reset
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Old 9th Jul 2023, 05:52
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When Batman did fly....
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Old 9th Jul 2023, 06:33
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Southwest Airlines cabin briefings started getting a bit too over the top...
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Old 9th Jul 2023, 06:46
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Promo picture of the jurno cabin Air Force One
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Old 9th Jul 2023, 07:00
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Ryan Air finds a way to double capacity...
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Old 9th Jul 2023, 07:04
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...and then the cabin crew showed the co-pilot where his seat was.
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Old 9th Jul 2023, 07:05
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We've got a problem with the No 2 inverter.
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Old 9th Jul 2023, 07:08
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With the aircraft at only 5,279 feet, Brian and Julie had to be creative in their attempt to join the mile high club.
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Old 9th Jul 2023, 07:59
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Excuse me, but people normally join the mile high club in the toilets.....
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