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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 7th Jun 2023, 00:27
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For the first time in months there will be fresh beef in the mess for dinner !
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Old 7th Jun 2023, 00:29
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Low bid catering in the RAF is out of control.....
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Old 7th Jun 2023, 00:41
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Beware of la vache!

So what's new? There's always downwash.
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Old 7th Jun 2023, 03:27
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It was supposed to be a spoof of the saying “when pigs can fly” but it didn’t go quite according to plan…..
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Old 7th Jun 2023, 03:34
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Heath Robinsosn invents the muck spreader...
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At last, a helicopter with a decent pilot (cow catcher).
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Old 7th Jun 2023, 05:28
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More fairy tales from the MOD
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Old 7th Jun 2023, 06:15
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Pilot to cow: "How now, brown cow?"
Cow to pilot: "Ahhhh yes, that's much more comfortable, thanks."
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Old 7th Jun 2023, 07:39
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Er, Jim, that's not the pylon youve picked up...
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There is flying cattle class and flying cattle class.
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Old 7th Jun 2023, 10:30
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Bloody moovers
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Old 7th Jun 2023, 10:31
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Chinese Chopper Pilot: "Ok, let's watch the Imperialist Pigs shoot this down!"
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Old 7th Jun 2023, 10:32
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Does this make us stakeholders in the company?
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Old 7th Jun 2023, 10:33
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There he is, head for that Russian waving his red flag.
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Old 7th Jun 2023, 11:20
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Hoskins, when you asked if you could hang a lucky mascot during flights .....I assumed you meant a rabbits foot or something from the mirror!
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The reviewing officer arrives for the Graduation from Shawbury:

"The Red Bull gives you Wings".
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Indian government expresses outrage at Pakistan Air Forces's tactic to deter small arms fire aimed at its helicopters fliying near the Kashmir line of control.
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Old 7th Jun 2023, 14:11
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I was thinking along the lines that..
Owing to a shortage of Baby Milk after the Russians hit that dam, the MMB swing into action by delivering Milk on tap to the flooded areas,,,

However as usual a great selection of puns, far to many to list however the runner up is Treaders ,,,

At a secret Oxen airbase...
...and the proud re precipitant of the life size CST.... Cow Starter Trophy is SLXO ...

Originally Posted by SLXOwft
Just another milk run.
You have the honour SLXO...
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Old 7th Jun 2023, 14:19
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Many thanks K - PM received, will put something up after working hours
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Old 7th Jun 2023, 16:01
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Originally Posted by SLXOwft
Many thanks K - PM received, will put something up after working hours
As a retired person with 3 pensions I don't worry about Working Hours 😊
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