Caption Competition Mk III

[SLXOwft]

In the gardens of Craiglockhart, Dr Rivers demonstrates his new extreme systematic desensitization therapy for shell shock.

[jolihokistix]

Originally Posted by sealo0

OK Hoskins where did you hide the sixpence for the Christmas pudding!

Silver thruppeny bit? Tsk, tsk, tsk, you young'uns.

[Chu Chu]

Kjell chose it himself. He said he'd heard his name mispronounced enough while he was alive.

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Judging time at No 7 Camouflage School final exams. B Section have not done too well.

[Chu Chu]

The good news is that that the experimental emplacement scheme has reduced counterbattery fire by 100%. The bad news is that we still need to solve elevation adjustment and groundwater contamination of the propellant. Hopefully in that order . . .

[Buster Hyman]

Chumley, tell the Sappers that they’re 300 yards short again!

[Buster Hyman]

Here lies, our friend, Mr. Squiggle….

(for the Ozmates)

[622]

So Major ....how do know that the missile manufacturers and the silo contractors were not talking to each other?

[622]

Your'e right L/Cpl Jones, they wont like it 'up em'

[NutLoose]

I believe it's a Bob weight Sir, I have sent for herrumph...sorry.. him, to confirm my suspicions

[NutLoose]

Well Gerty is a big girl Sir, I hear she had to wire it into the mains as the batteries were to small for it.

[fitliker]

Gardener says it will never compost , so we suggested he try burning it with the leaves in Autumn when we are holiday

[Chu Chu]

Mother Earth is sick -- if I've heard it once, I've heard it a thousand times. But I never expected projectile vomiting.

[Chu Chu]

But there’s no stone. How do you know it’s Hoskins?

Who else would be pushing up daisy cutters?

[Buster Hyman]

Well, as far as Needles in Haystacks go, that wasn't very difficult!

[Buster Hyman]

If Space X designed Artillery rounds...

[NutLoose]

Busters gonna need a sh*tload of KY jelly for that one.

[Buster Hyman]

Originally Posted by NutLoose

Busters gonna need a sh*tload of KY jelly for that one.

Whereas Nutty will just take it like a man...

[Kiltrash]

General Tellytubbie and his Minions wondered just what the script writers had in store for them this episode...

[Kiltrash]

Don't think we're gonna need a metal detector to find this mine the Argies left behind...