Caption Competition Mk III

[Chu Chu]

I should have listened when my mother said you'd never be able to afford cattle class.

[Chu Chu]

Who do I have to butt heads with to get a seat upgrade?

[Chu Chu]

Boeing's new ram jet.

[Dan Gerous]

Barry, before we go, remind me to clean those steps they look a bit slippy. Hope POTUS doesn't mind us borrowing his steps.

[cavuman1]

Hannibal Lecter waited patiently in the cockpit. Those cowboys' livers were going to go well with fava beans.

- Ed

[NutLoose]

Ethel, there go the BA Air hostesses up the steps... mutton dressed as lamb....

[Buster Hyman]

I haven't heard this much bleating since my last trip to Oz on Britannia Airways!

[Buster Hyman]

Sheep singing: "We're all going to the European Super League..."
Cowboy thinking: "Supper you idiots."

[Ascend Charlie]

Pink shirt one: "I think these sheep like the Beach Boys!"
Pink 2: "Why's that?"
Pink 1: "Coz they are singing "Baa baa baaaaa..baa Baarbara Ann!"

[Kiltrash]

Like to see Fabreeze mask these odours......said Dolly

[Kiltrash]

In the old days we used choppers to round them up

[Kiltrash]

Obviously photoshopped, I mean why on earth would sheep need windows,.... with their short legs...

[treadigraph]

Dolly: I'm so glad they have eased foot and mouth vaccines now, so we can go on holiday.

Flossy: Yes and we'll be in Cairo just in time for the Eide feasts - and I'm so looking forward to seeing the Pyramids.

[Kiltrash]

Ryanair are pleased to celebrate the first post Covid flight of English Fans.
Buy why a aircraft that normally transports livestock?
Well you would not want us to sully use one of our brand new B737 max ...

[cattletruck]

Shagpile high club.

[Kiltrash]

Wong to Hong...Yes I know 40000 sheep from China to the UK is not usual but business is business

3 days later the feedback came in
Dear Sir thank you for the 40000 sheep, however lost in translation perhaps was the word ' inflatable ' you know Stag Parties...for the use off

However i will hold onto Dolly, after my last romantic experiences this can only be a benefit
yours
Andrew York
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[Dan Gerous]

I told you we should have had allocated seating. Now they all want a window seat.

[j4leaphill]

This wouldnt have happened when BAA ran the airports.

[treadigraph]

Originally Posted by j4leaphill

This wouldnt have happened when BAA ran the airports.

You know, I think you are absolutely right...

[treadigraph]

God I hate it when Mr Creosote flies with us - he always wants his dinner made with the freshest meat possible...